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HOW TO BUY $589
The Official Step-by-Step Guide
Please read all instructions carefully. We cannot stress this enough.
STEP 1: Take your pants off.
Do not proceed until this step is complete.
STEP 2: Set up an XRPL wallet.
Choose one:
First Ledger: firstledger.net
Joey Wallet: joeywallet.xyz
Xaman: xaman.app
Create a wallet and securely back up your recovery phrase.
If you already have a wallet, skip this step.
But do not skip Step 1.
STEP 3: Fund your wallet with XRP.
Open your wallet, select Receive, and copy your XRP address.
From Coinbase, Uphold, Kraken, or wherever you hold XRP:
• Select Send or Withdraw.
• Choose the XRP Ledger (XRPL) network.
• Paste your wallet address.
• Confirm the transfer.
Leave enough XRP for account reserves and transaction fees.
Do not send XRP to the hot girl in your DMs. That’s a 47 year old hairy man named Gary.
STEP 4: Take a short break.
Drink some water. Call your mother.
Ask her if she’s proud of you.
Regardless of her answer, tell her you’re not wearing pants.
Hang up before she can respond.
STEP 5: Choose how to buy $589.
Using First Ledger:
Visit firstledger.net and connect your wallet.
Open the official $589 trading page.
Using Joey Wallet:
Open Joey Wallet and navigate to Swap.
Select XRP as the asset you’re spending and find $589 using its verified issuer address.
Using Xaman:
Open Xaman Swap, select XRP, and locate $589 using the verified issuer address.
Alternatively, connect Xaman to the official $589 First Ledger page and approve the transaction in Xaman.
If Gary asks for your recovery phrase, block Gary.
STEP 6: Find the correct $589 token.
Verify the official $589 issuer address:
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Don’t get distracted here. Stay focused. We’re almost done.
STEP 7: Establish your trust line and purchase $589.
A trust line is required to hold $589.
Your trading platform may establish it automatically. Otherwise, approve the trust line transaction first.
Enter the amount of XRP you want to spend.
Review the price, slippage, and transaction details.
Approve the transaction.
STEP 8: Check your carbon monoxide detector.
Seriously. When was the last time you checked that thing? You don’t even own one, do you?
STEP 9: Congratulations!
You’re officially a $589 holder.
Take a moment to appreciate what you’ve accomplished.
Thank you for choosing $589.
This guide was reviewed by absolutely nobody qualified to review it.
$589 retweeted
When you try to take a break from the ripple:native riddles for longer than 5.89 hours 😂
6. A guy who’s been telling everyone that banks are going to need XRP.
His bank finally called him yesterday.
He got excited.
They wanted to know when he was going to pay the $35 overdraft fee.
He explained tokenization.
They hung up.
7. A guy who genuinely believes he’s going to become the wealthiest person in his hometown.
Currently standing in Walmart trying to decide if Great Value ketchup tastes the same as Heinz.
Puts the Heinz back.
Buys $40 more XRP in the parking lot.
Checks the price before leaving.
Down another 8%.
Goes back inside to return the ketchup.
