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11/6/2024
Gas $2.57gal
Milk $3.19gal
Eggs $3.59dz
We will revisit this post in 4 years 🇺🇸
Fuckin’ Princess retweeted
In midlife you realize...
You handled trauma.
You handled heartbreak.
You handled everyone's emotions.
But someone chewing beside you?
Absolutely the fuck not.
Its hard to take life serious once you realize people jamming their genitals in each others mouths is considered a sign of affection.
Fuckin’ Princess retweeted
I apologize when I'm wrong.
I own that shit.
But I do NOT apologize when I'm provoked. You lit the match.
Now eat the fire.
Fuckin’ Princess retweeted
Today is #WorldKindnessDay; try not to be a cunt
Fuckin’ Princess retweeted
Semi busy day, today, as I get ready to leave again for 2 weeks
I’ll post pics; even though a few dried up accts say I shouldn’t post travel pics or post while I’m traveling
These crusty cooties have rules for everyone, but can’t control themselves. Wild times
I apologize when I'm wrong.
I own that shit.
But I do NOT apologize when I'm provoked. You lit the match.
Now eat the fire.
Fuckin’ Princess retweeted
Fun fact about me:
I’ve never cooked a steak in my life. All pictures of steaks, on my TL, are by me, but I didn’t cook them
In midlife you realize...
You handled trauma.
You handled heartbreak.
You handled everyone's emotions.
But someone chewing beside you?
Absolutely the fuck not.
One thing about me is
I'm a swearer.
A fuck you believer.
A verbal menace.
A recreational shit talker.
A get fucked supporter.
A bitch, please practitioner.
A profanity professional.
A "oh, for fuck's sake" scholar.
A "fuck your feelings" aficionado.
Fuckin’ Princess retweeted
Both water inlet valves replaced in my fridge and it’s working perfectly
The parts were around $70 total and roughly an hour to repair, because ofc one hose didn’t want to come out of the valve
Being able to do minor home repairs on my own saves me so much
Fuckin’ Princess retweeted
I apologize when I'm wrong.
I own that shit.
But I do not apologize when I'm provoked. You lit the match.
Now eat the fire.
I apologize when I'm wrong.
I own that shit.
But I do not apologize when I'm provoked. You lit the match.
Now eat the fire.
Fuckin’ Princess retweeted
I just looked at my laugh lines in the mirror and I genuinely do not remember anything being that hilarious
Fuckin’ Princess retweeted
Quick question for the “white supremacist” … have y’all seen Megan Thee Stallion?
Like With your eyeballs?
Tf it’s wrong with y’all?
Cuz damn🔥




