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Artificial intelligence Watson a real killjoy at Scrabble party.

Puppy kicked out of doghouse after parents discover box of bones under mattress.

TLC has teaching license revoked.

Mall Christmas music number four cause of suicide.

Realtor smiling like every day is family Christmas photo.

Scientists mixing baking soda and vinegar confirm universal theory of fun.

National anthem in desperate need of autotune remix.

Cyber Monday mob leaves 6 cyber bullies trampled.

Charlie Brown so fucking sick of the holidays.

Pepper spray repellant topping college student Christmas wish list.

Absolutely nothing of importance to be accomplished today.

Studies suggest Fox News viewers may be more misinformed than microwave viewers.

Pakistan bans 1,100 words from text messages including [CENSORED], [CENSORED], [CENSORED], chili ring and [CENSORED].

Facebook finds most people linked by 5 degrees of separation, breaking Kevin Bacon's heart.

Boyfriend not ready for commitment of buying tampons for girlfriend.

Tree hugging hippie sniffs spruce's hair.

Still not clear why normal humans should watch Doctor Who.

Terrorists consider setting their sights on all Targets.

Secret exhibitionist Optimus Prime gets a thrill every time he changes in public.