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Alan Cross πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

@alancross

Professional music geek. TV/Radio Broadcaster, writer, speaker & consultant. Get my new children's book! The Science of Song https://teapawt.net/t.co/i5U4SczLMi

 Toronto
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Joined February 2008
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Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein5h
WOW! Trump tells 60 minutes that everyone’s net worth went up $3 billion and when Ross Douthat said that his didn’t, Trump told him he β€œshould’ve had Stocks.” This is why Republicans lost. They are so out of touch with the average American.
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Jimmy Kimmel was literally speechless after this..😍😍
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Tibor M. Kalman@kalmantibs12h
I've said it before, I'll say it again. My friend @Tarquin_Helmet should easily have 10x the follower count than currently. Consistent, relentless, unapologetic, creative, top-shelf political satire... day in and day out. πŸ†πŸ₯‡πŸ‘πŸΌ
Tarquin πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@Tarquin_Helmet) profile pictureTarquin πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦@Tarquin_HelmetNov 7
Stephen Miller makes his maiden speech as Trump Minister of Propaganda.
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Jack Hopkins
@thejackhopkinsNov 7
Never in my life have I ever witnessed a more disingenuous human being. Never.
Grant Stern  (@grantstern) profile pictureGrant Stern 
@grantsternNov 7
You know Erika Kirk is truly grieving when she's truly grifting Charlie's hot sauce on Fox. No, really. She's selling hot sauce here.
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@justjargonsNov 8
HE OFFERED THE WRONG DANA WHITE THE JOB ON THE SIX YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING SOMEONE PINCH ME
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This is 100% pure Musk πŸ˜‚
Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) profile pictureSaturday Night Live
@nbcsnl19h
Elon Musk is at the Update desk to comment on his tough week
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The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincolnNov 7
"Great Dana White, a violent fighter and warrior" Here's Dana White slapping his wife in the face multiple times and shoving her. This administration platforms and protects abusers, predators and pedophiles.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 7
BREAKING: Trump offers UFC President Dana White the job of White House Press Secretary, asking him to bring several MMA fighters as assistants.
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Dexter Wright
@Dexter__WrightNov 7
Donald Trump made a trade deal with both Mexico and Canada. It was called a USMCA, and Trump said it was the greatest trade deal ever negotiated. Canada never broke the agreement. Mexico never broke the agreement, Donald Trump broke the agreement! Trump's word on international agreements is as worthless as his wedding vows.
JC (@Heres_Johnny2) profile pictureJC@Heres_Johnny2Nov 7
Under @realDonaldTrump a promise made by the United States of America isn't worth a DAMN.
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Marlene RobertsonπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
@marlene4719Nov 7
Yep, it’s real.
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Brian Krassenstein
@krassensteinNov 7
This is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen in my life… Stephen Miller last night: β€œIt is the honor of my life to be president Trump’s Chief of staff and I swear to you and I pledge to you Mr. president my absolute loyalty my unwavering commitment and my total devotion to your success and success of this country.”
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It’s Coffey Time (@ThisIsCoffey) profile picture
It’s Coffey Time@ThisIsCoffeyNov 7
β€œHow does it feel being a loser, Mr President?” - Sky News reporter, Dominic Waghorn πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Give this man his Pulitzer Prize.
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Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanadaNov 7
Nothing to see here. Just Trump appointing his own Joseph Goebbels as Chief of Staff. Put Stephen Miller beside the original Nazi propaganda minister and the resemblance is uncanny. If this isn't a five-alarm warning, what the fuck is?
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CommonSenseSkeptic
@C_S_SkepticNov 6
In memory of the doomed CyberTruck, we re-release this classic from our back library. ODE TO CYBERTRUCK. Drop a view and a re-tweet on this one :)
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Cult MTL
@cultmtlNov 6
When it comes to diplomacy, Pete Hoekstra isn’t an ambassador β€” he’s a MAGA troll who treats Canada’s sovereignty like a joke. It’s long past time to show him the door. Expel Pete Hoekstra immediately. cultmtl.com/2026/11/canada-n…
Canada needs to expel U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra immediately

Canada needs to expel U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra immediately

Canada needs to expel U.S. Ambassador (and MAGA cheerleader) Pete Hoekstra immediately.

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BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSNov 6
Elon Musk is hiding this video of Bill Burr ripping him apart. So don't RT it. Or do if you don't like Elon Musk.
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Not Your Average Liberal
@NotAvgLiberalNov 6
At what point was supporting this delusional fucking idiot… Not a mental illness?
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The attached screenshot is a fabricated image falsely attributed to Donald Trump; he made no such Truth Social post. primetimer.com/news/did-trump…
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TMZ
@TMZNov 5
A 97-year-old California man passed away at his own birthday party ... and his final celebration is now going viral, with loved ones remembering him as the life of the party. ❀️
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102.1 The Edge@the_edgeNov 6
Ellie Rowsell from @wolfalicemusic talked with @alancross about the importance of playing guitar live without the pressure of having to be a virtuoso 🎸
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Jokerswild@JokersWildUKNov 5
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