Saylor, the absolute legend, is at it again.
The man is swallowing up the Bitcoin faster than miners can spit them out.
$2.45b in the latest buy.
Cheers to the Orange god.
Strategy has acquired 34,164 BTC for ~$2.54 billion at ~$74,395 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.5% YTD 2026. As of 4/19/2026, we hodl 815,061 $BTC acquired for ~$61.56 billion at ~$75,527 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy-…
THEY WANT TO FREEZE SATOSHI'S BITCOIN!
Not very cypherpunk.
But if we don't freeze them, we leave them vulnerable to quantum hackers?
Damned if we do, damned if we don't
🚨 LATEST: Cypherpunk Jameson Lopp and co-authors propose BIP-361 to freeze quantum-vulnerable Bitcoin, including Satoshi's $74B stash, before quantum computers can steal them.
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Bitcoin won.
Now everything else is plugging into it.
USDT from 10+ chains
liquidity from everywhere
flowing straight into BTCfi
No bridges
No friction
No failed transactions
Just:
→ swap into BRC20s
→ trade Runes
→ rotate Ordinals
all from one place
This is what it looks like when
EVM rails 🤝 Bitcoin settlement
welcome to BTCfi.







