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When both parties don’t compromise, nobody gets anything.
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Bid on two VIP tickets to Real Time, plus a meet-and-greet with me during @HomesForOurTrps 10th Annual Veterans Day Celebrity Auction and help build homes for severely injured post-9/11 Veterans! Bid now: @ebay through 11/20: ebay.com/itm/940050511255 #VeteransDay
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There are people on the left who are threatened by progress.
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Breaking Bad's Dean Norris this week at @ClubRandom_!
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"We've got 100 years of data on socialism; it's not good for the economy. It's not a new idea." – @coldxman Watch #RTOvertime: youtu.be/Q8LNs7EcP7Q
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New episode with Dean Norris available now! Click to watch: youtu.be/qeJzSf7hg-g?si=oOLg… @billmaher @deanjnorris
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For Republicans, losing Texas was like finding out your girlfriend is dating a lesbian. You knew she was unhappy, but you didn't think she’d go that far.
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#StartTheClock: Tonight's episode of Real Time with @BillMaher feat. Peter Berg, @AliVitali and @coldxman is now on @HBO + @hbomax! Watch the conversation continue after the show on #RTOvertime @ YouTube.com/RealTime
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"Both parties are a train wreck on spending." Sen. @TedCruz spills the tea on who's to blame for the nation's skyrocketing debt:
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FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes Peter Berg, @coldxman and @alivitali to Real Time @HBO! Reply with a question and join the conversation after the show on #RTOvertime.
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Ron Livingston this week at @ClubRandom_!
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This election isn't about whether socialists belong in the Democratic Party. This election is about Donald Trump.
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Seashells, Ted. Seashells. 86/47
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When fame becomes an addiction.
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One minute you're a head of state making a phone call to President Trump. The next, you're left on the line with @KidRock. C'est la vie. Watch #RTOvertime with @BillMaher:
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Who remembers the infamous Sex and the City post-it break up? New episode with Ron Livingston out now. Watch here: youtu.be/-td45HvJqiw?si=oA-w…
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What's really stealing your kids' souls is that little electronic portal of anonymous evil that's glued to their hands. No one's putting a razor blade in an apple. The problem is Apple, the company. #Halloween
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Eating with Trump is like dating Taylor Swift. A lot of laughs at the time, but later on they’re tearing you a new asshole.
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TONIGHT on Real Time! 🎃
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FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes Sen. @TedCruz, @JimVandeHei + @KidRock to Real Time @HBO! Reply with a question and join the conversation after the show on #RTOvertime.
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