You’re welcome! 🍻
Seit ich zur alternativen App gewechselt bin, verbringe ich nicht mehr so viel Zeit bei Twitter. Mit der eingekehrten Ruhe sinkt auch der Blutdruck. Keine Notifications, keine Werbung, keine vorsortierte Timeline. Und trotzdem bleibe ich auf dem Laufenden.
Danke @birdie_app. 👍🏻
Birdie app has been doing this forever, with the added benefit of we don't cater to nazis
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.@twitter: can I copy your work?
Me: no
Twitter:
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History buffs will recall that the 90s were a terrible decade when people were afraid to turn on the radio because the Venga bus might be coming
Mrs. Claus: Dinner’s ready!
Santa: Sausages? Fancy! Can we afford these? Money’s tight what with @amazon stealing all the business.
Mrs. Claus: Umm
S: Why is the sausage glowing oh so bright?
Mrs: ...
S: Where are the reindeer?
#BadHolidayMoviePlots
“Bro, this Birdie for Twitter is the most beautiful thing ever invented”
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find the person who does crossfit:
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can’t find them?
don’t worry they’ll tell you five times in the next minute





