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Swanky McPhearsome

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I brake for birds, rock polka dots, and have touched glitter today. I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pantsuit. I'm smart, tough & strong-ZooeyD

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Joined June 2013
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@KellyOsbourne15 Jun 2013
I love it when people tell me that my hair is ridiculous when most people walk around with hair the literal color of shit!
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How to Talk to Little Girls - I went to a dinner party at a friend’s home last weekend, and met her... tmblr.co/ZDogSyn8IWvH

How to Talk to Little Girls

I went to a dinner party at a friend’s home last weekend, and met her five-year-old daughter for the first time. Little Maya was all curly brown hair, doe-like dark eyes, and adorable in her shiny...

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You had me at "side effects may include weight loss."
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BABE WALKER@BabeTweets3 Jun 2013
I almost bought those shoes you're wearing...as a joke. goo.gl/6ClMf
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@SLkrwn6 Jun 2013
they should make a "mid-30's mutant ninja turtles" movie where they're all depressed and working dead-end jobs.
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