attorney | real estate
Joined November 2017
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Imagine your call was being recorded for quality assurance and training purposes and they use it as an example
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Damn I forgot how tweeting somewhat controversial opinions on here is a massive waste of time. Night night
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I read one murder mystery thread and my entire for you page turns into unsolved gruesome crimes. Get me out of here
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Just saw someone doing a push-up and drinking water from a sprinkler. My toddler pointed it out
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When I was a defense attorney, one of my partners told the story about how opposing council called him from the treadmill and was telling him he was gonna kick his ass, etc. I was appalled at the lack of decorum but the story stuck and now that other guy is a billionaire.
fast-forward to me on the Spin bike answering the phone from opposing counsel . IDGAF need to get my exercise in and I’m not wasting time 😂 billionaire mode
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Do you ever forget to hang up when you’re on a call with the customer service rep and they say that they didn’t hang up either
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Coulda made banana bread out of that. If you knew real wealthy people you would understand they don’t waste
When I was a teen I went to my friend’s house
I asked for a banana but it was like half brown so i threw it away after a few bites
Like an hour later my friends dad came over to us enraged and gave a 10 minute lecture on how they live in a “nice house “ (it was like $300k and they had to move to a cheap area to buy it) because they don’t throw stuff away that’s still edible, and ate the banana in front of me
That’s when i realized an important life lesson
I’m living in a shithole full of broke faggots and i need to get out of here as fast as possible
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