Brian Tashima

I'm learning Japanese so that I can be one of those old men who babble in their native tongue when they're drunk. Unfortunately, my skill level is about equal to a 2-year-old at the moment.

Listening to @STEREOPONY_US makes everything better.

That is, all at once, rather than sequentially. #it'smorelikeabigballofwibblywobblytimeywimeystuff

If you practice affirmations, I suggest that you recite them in the past tense. That is because, if you are truly jacked into the Matrix, you probably experience life in a way similar to the heptapods from Arrival/Story of Your Life or the Time Lords from Doctor Who -

Is Morgan Freeman ever NOT in a movie?

Why is cat-on-lap paralysis a thing? Is there some kind of psychology behind it? (I, myself, am afflicted by it on a regular basis.)

Watching the cast of #VoltronLegendaryDefender play Dungeons & Dra - I mean, "Monsters & Mana" - is quite literally the greatest thing ever.

Found myself wondering who would win a fight between The Avengers and The Justice League. Looked it up on the Internet. Apparently I am only the 45,685,721,339th person to wonder this.

Why would you build a baseball stadium in Minnesota without a retractable roof?

Using Sakura in Fire Emblem Warriors feels almost like cheating. #buttonmashing

I wish they would produce a new episode of @MagiciansSYFY every week until the end of time.

It only took two years of asking "What kind of soup do you have?" before I finally realized that Old Spaghetti Factory has only one kind of soup. #minestrone #misguidedpersistence

For fans of the "Death Note" manga/anime: I would never want to find, much less use, an actual Death Note. I would, however, more than welcome a "Minor Inconvenience Note."

I've seen all kinds of methods for generating your Star Wars name, but I think the best one is to just spell your name backwards. Me: Nairb Amihsat

Started my Twitter account in November 2009. Sending my first Tweet today. Figured I'd get around to it sooner or later. #myfirstTweet