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Founder of https://teapawt.net/t.co/7iPSXEsLog, helping shape the stories of amazing companies. Also writer/podcaster of https://teapawt.net/t.co/cilTDuYiFF LA/NY

Joined August 2007
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Host: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close. Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
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Black October. NFL and the 3rd Reich. Cheesecake Factory is having a moment. Conan’s new partner in crime. It’s been a week!! youtu.be/ougIDD8Xyx4?is=FZ6x…
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Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with Al when they can't even get Outlook to find an email from an hour ago
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I don't know how @Microsoft can legit stay in business when they cannot even figure out how you can search your Outlook inbox. Search for a name and a subject, and it returns every email except that one. It is truly a SHOCKING experience.
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This is beyond.
New "Billionaire vs. journalist they feel has wronged them" episode just dropped, via @semaforben semafor.com/article/10/25/20…
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The allegations around Amy Griffin's conduct — including, with the endless access available to her as a billionaire-by-marriage, attempting to take revenge against the *minor child* of a journalist who reported on her — are really sad and scary. semafor.com/article/10/25/20…
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The equivalent of being asked if Diet Pepsi is ok when I ask for a Diet Coke. Not acceptable.
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Just a reminder as I’ve said this before. When we are facing the doomsday everyone is predicting, calories DO NOT COUNT. Enjoy those French fries. That pint of ice cream. Nachos with everything. Whatever you fancy. You’re welcome.
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Stacked discussion group leader lineup for our Cerebral Valley AI Summit cerebralvalley.com/
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Jon Stewart is reupping at Larry and David Ellison's Skydance. Among other things, this is a reminder that "the Ellisons are turning all their programming into pro-Trump propaganda" is not correct. (See also: South Park.)
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Sorry girl but the “I’ve just been to Israel and my friends are not talking about that I promise you” is not journalism. IYKYK.
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Records are made to be broken. But I take no pleasure in other people's pain.
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Here’s the thing. Kelly was wrong even if she was right. And we are terrible people for the Susan Dell discourse. I have news. youtu.be/i7ut89A2LEI?is=8eEN…
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I love how I tweet about a movie I ended up loving (which had honestly surprised me because of the critics hate for it) and as a result, some people accuse me of being a part of some weird subversive influencer campaign. What are we doing??
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Hand to god, I think Digger was a masterpiece. One of the most brilliant and powerful and wildly creative movies I’ve ever seen. I think it’s a movie people will hear from friends was amazing and will go and see. And build over time. Fuck the critics. The IMAX theatre I saw it in last night was sold out and everyone stayed til the final credit. Everyone was dumbfounded tbh.
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And I honestly, now after hearing from people who had experiences seeing it in a full theater versus people who saw it in an empty theater have to acknowledge that being in that environment with a full theater was probably a different vibe and therefore gave a different feeling versus seeing it in an empty theater.
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