Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned

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(fan) Trey · Oct 22, 2026 · 11:56 AM UTC

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(fan) Trey

@UTDTreyOct 22

I’ve seen banter eras but ours is a discovery 😭

AB⚕

@AbsoluteBrunoOct 22

Even the referee couldn’t believe how shit we were, bro had to count to make sure we were complete😭😭

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Eddie · Oct 21, 2026 · 6:06 PM UTC

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Eddie@Eddieug10UgOct 21

Como handling over Man United to Bournemouth 😂.

Eddie@Eddieug10UgOct 18

Leeds United handing over Man United to Como😂

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feyisayo 💸 · Oct 17, 2026 · 5:26 PM UTC

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feyisayo 💸

@feyisznOct 17

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

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Mac · Oct 10, 2026 · 7:24 PM UTC

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Mac

@Mac_GoonerOct 10

“If Carrick had started the season”

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Ƙŵɓñ🦅 · Oct 5, 2026 · 9:46 PM UTC

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Ƙŵɓñ🦅@akokc_dark0Oct 5

“There are just 2 months left in the year, bro. It’s so over.” Me:

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DisTurB🎮 · Oct 5, 2026 · 8:48 PM UTC

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DisTurB🎮

@DisTurB____Oct 5

if i send you this picture, it means i’ll deal with you very soon but you can have fun at the moment

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Jake Kozloski · Oct 3, 2026 · 9:12 PM UTC

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Jake Kozloski

@jakozloskiOct 3

The best part of being married is getting to say "let me check with my wife" about something you personally have absolutely no intention of doing.

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s · Sep 29, 2026 · 4:54 PM UTC

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@exfootballfanSep 29

Arteta testifying against Pep

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Aashish🔰 · Sep 25, 2026 · 3:28 PM UTC

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Aashish🔰@DrAashish_Sep 25

David Ornstein

@David_OrnsteinSep 25

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…