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ch.@ch7 Apr 2016
I’m tired of dancing here all by myself.
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PLEASE HELP OUT MY BEAUTIFUL CORPULENT BOY MURRAY THE CAT gofund.me/59a3604b8
Donate to Helping Murray Cover His Vet Bills, organized by Jacob Flores

Donate to Helping Murray Cover His Vet Bills, organized by Jacob Flores

My beloved cat and internet sensation Murray has a big stomach ache also known as pa… Jacob Flores needs your support for Helping Murray Cover His Vet Bills

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His last ditch authoritarian bullshit move before his ass gets fired as a scapegoat.
POLITICO (@politico) profile picturePOLITICO
@politico16h
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth has authorized the D.C. National Guard to begin using boats, several dozen marked police cars, humvees and light medium tactical vehicles in the nation’s capital. politico.com/news/2026/11/05…
Hegseth expands National Guard presence in DC

Hegseth expands National Guard presence in DC

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YES PLEASE
Alex Elmore (@AlexElmore_) profile pictureAlex Elmore@AlexElmore_Nov 4
SNL should invite Kate McKinnon back to sing hallelujah again on Saturday
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We’re mostly joking around tonight but we’re actually going to imprison you
Stephen Miller (@StephenM) profile pictureStephen Miller
@StephenMNov 3
VOTE
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When everyone was on their back foot in '25, Zohran changed the energy and found a formula for politics that was joyful, disciplined, and unafraid. Completely changed the game.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@ZohranKMamdani) profile pictureZohran Kwame Mamdani@ZohranKMamdaniNov 4
Americans are tired of being told their needs are unrealistic by politicians who have been bought by the wealthiest people in the country.
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We’re going to toss out subpoenas like Mardi Gras beads.
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I keep thinking about Amy Acton not picking up Ramaswamy’s concession call. She did not owe him the courtesy of answering her phone, and she knew it. We don’t have to take calls from our monsters. Not any of us. We don’t even have to listen to their pathetic message. We can just push delete.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Jack (@GayLaVie) profile picture
Jack@GayLaVieNov 4
WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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Brendan May (@bmay) profile picture
Brendan May
@bmayNov 4
God it’s like Christmas today
Globe Eye News (@GlobeEyeNews) profile pictureGlobe Eye News
@GlobeEyeNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.
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When I come across anyone in a bad mood today:
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Hey Dems we want a vibe that’s Mamdani + vindictive. We want effective leadership that gets shit done and improves people’s lives. And we want to see the fucking traitors face consequences. Do both.
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First election the pope voted in and look how it went
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And so it was.
Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) profile pictureRiley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_Nov 3
Praying for the United States today. Let God's will be done.
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Okay, this is good. Now. And this part is a lil tricky. We’ve had trouble with it before, so listen closely: You need to fucking do something with this power IMMEDIATELY when you get sworn in. Day one. No more letters. Use this power day one or your asses will never get it again.
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Democrats win the Senate to take full control of Congress away from Republicans, with voters rebuking Trump’s policies, NBC News Projects. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
Democrats capture full control of Congress, NBC News projects, fueled by victories in deeply...

Democrats capture full control of Congress, NBC News projects, fueled by victories in deeply...

Democrats capitalized on voter anger over Trump and affordability, flipping seats in deep-red and major battleground states alike.

nbcnews.com
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WOKE 3 WE ARE DEPORTING ELON MUSK
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google maps just updated to "united states of gaymerica" ????
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Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) profile picture
Ted Lieu
@tedlieuNov 4
Dear @WhiteHouse: FYI, trump will never be on the ballot ever again.
Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) profile pictureKaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollinsNov 4
Trump just now, in his first post in three hours, writes: "I wasn’t on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE! Thank you for your attention to this matter."
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The eyes of the world are upon Texas! A historic win. Congratulations, @JamesTalarico! A public school teacher who ran a campaign focused on working Texans and taking on a rigged system.
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On this #ElectionDay, remember that "whenever any government becomes destructive to the ends of its citizens, it is the right of the people to alter and abolish it and to institute new government." Now get off your asses and VOTE! 😼🇺🇸🗳
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