Maria

Me: I’m just so over it You: what? Me: *gestures wildly*

My kids are 21, 17, and 14. My dog is 12.5. I’ve gone from being the kids’ snack bitch to being the dog’s food, med, doctor and potty bitch. #motherhood #olddog #heartfailure #ripmywallet

I feel like I’ve never had reward points add up faster than with @snifco - just got an email reminding me about my points and I was like dang!

My dog, my 45 year old self, and my 14 year old son would like to file an emotional damage claim against @blinkforhome’s AI trial. My dog is NOT a cat and I am not a child, neither is my son who is 6 inches taller than me. lol #jk #ai #notquite

Thanks @JODYHiGHROLLER for the @BookCameo and happy 40th to my husband! 🎉 🎂 🎁

We made it! @Variety #americasfavoritecouple #top15. We would love your vote 😄 americasfavcouple.org/2025/j…

We met on @bumble and now we’re coming up on 5 years of marriage! Would love your vote for the @Variety #americasfavoritecouple contest!

Gave @bumble a shout out since that's where our love story started!

I entered us in the @Variety America’s Favorite Couple contest. You can read our story and vote once per day if you like. 😄 #americasfavoritecouple americasfavcouple.org/2025/j…

What does predictive analytics mean for e-commerce today? Based on my doctoral research & REA, I explore how AI-driven personalization impacts engagement, trust, & strategy. linkedin.com/pulse/what-pred… #ecommerce #AI #predictiveanalytics #UX #doctoralresearch #digitalstrategy

When is @ama_racing going to allow @StarkFutureBike to ride? @teamfriedco @ama_rights #amaontheirlaststrike #maybeoneday #racingfam #electricisthefuture #motocross #amamotocross #tooquiet #sneakuponamofo @FIMMotocross #mxgp #takemymoney @racerxonline

If you were at #buddscreek chilling in your trailer recliner, I’m sorry for being weird and taking a video. I was texting my husband that he is failing with just a hammock in the van 🤣

She protect, she attack, she scared of thunder, she needs a snack. #dogsofinstagram

Rewatching #thisisus

Only one of my eyelids is twitching tonight so I’m real relaxed. #winning

🎶“Every step I take, every move I make, knees be clickin’ too” 🎶 @ThePoliceBand #over40 #joints

I’m generally a very patient, understanding person but I am so sick of sweating in my garage trying to make this expensive @StarkFutureBike rideable. Holy smokes. Quality assurance needed. Most expensive paperweight ever…

After 19+ months, an hour+ of driving, and 2 hours of cursing and sweating, the @StarkFutureBike Varg is home and put together. Can’t charge it yet since we didn’t know it had a weird plug but he had enough juice for a little fooling around!

AMSE 2023 Military Spouse Entrepreneur Award cont.st/cgoQeT_UXQGV?g=1 Jessica is the BEST boss and absolutely deserves it. Please vote! #powerhouseplanning #military #militaryspouse #Entrepreneur

My husband said the @StarkFutureBike is the best dirt bike he’s ever ridden. Pretty amazing from a 37 year old nearly life long rider. Can’t wait to get him back from Spain! Bless this man, he had dinner with the big dog of #marketing and tried to talk me up 🤣 #jobhunting