We expect more out of you, and will not be compensating you for it. You’ll be held to a higher standard, be responsible for an expensive vehicle, and the lives of some 50 souls on board. You’ll drive this oversized, under maintained vehicle early before school, after school (maybe even pulling you out of practice… the very thing you’re applying to do), and late nights after games. You’ll do it on limited sleep, but we’ve opened you up to severe punishment by the DMV if you make a mistake while driving. You’re expected to drive pre-game. We don’t care if it interferes with your ability to mentally prepare for the game. You’ll drive post-game. We don’t care if you’re riding an emotional roller coaster, coming off an adrenaline rush from a victory or upset due to a loss. You’ll gladly jump into this role without the compensation or we’ll deduct your already minuscule wages. #TheTexasWay amirite