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We're opening up the Cookie Pro partner program. If you post about crypto, you can earn from it now. You get your own link and a cut of every payment from anyone you bring in, fully tracked so you always see what you've made. Your audience gets something useful too - they can check any project, cookify any KOL, and see what CT's talking about today. Early partners get our top rate locked in. DM us to get set up 👇 t.me/gcookie3

New chapter for Cookie. LimeWire’s team has taken over Cookie3 and Cookie Pro. every tool you use stays, and the AI, SmartKOL and rewards all get rebuilt with InfoFi 2.0. Here’s what’s coming 👇

they can drain a whale in 20 minutes. me? there’s nothing here. i sleep like a baby 🍪

TON really needs to get its shit together 💀 Gram Wallet reportedly hit 1M sign-ups, but $GRAM is still down around 20% since launch and dumped under $1. People complain about Durov (@durov) going silent, token emissions and selling pressure, while even hitting a $1M market cap with a memecoin on TON is apparently a miracle now We tracked 1,027 posts from 535 accounts over the last 30 days Only 4% were bearish. (like wtf?) Also, whoever decided to call the token $GRAM clearly knew what they were doing A gram of what exactly? Asking for a friend 🍚

gm i think 🍪

Elysium just went live and the entire Hyperliquid crowd seems to be there. Kinetiq's new Hyperliquid L2 already has some heavy hitters on board: @Pumpfun, @fomo, Markets.xyz and more. HYPE for gas, 100ms blocks, buybacks. Not a bad start. Even @blknoiz06 thinks people are sleeping on this one. But I'm curious about something else. Are we actually getting a new ecosystem here, or are the same 2,000 farmers just packing their bags and moving to another chain? 💀 We'll be watching it on Cookie Pro 🍪

Jensen Huang's (@JensenHuang) personal life just generated more attention than most crypto projects could dream of. Posts about the Nvidia CEO's scandal exploded 33x in just 6 hours. 54.6M impressions in a single 6-hour window. And here's the funniest part: Almost nobody was talking about crypto. Turns out the biggest narrative this week wasn't AI, BTC or ETH. It was Jensen's relationship status and his pants down💀

i swear i’m not chinese spy

i love you $COOKIE

pick your side 👀

crypto really said “quit your job” then “actually stay broke and online forever” 🍪

Nasdaq had its worst day since 2020. $2.3T wiped. crypto bled with it, BTC down about 6%. but here’s the twist. crypto barely talked about it. 86% of the crash conversation never mentioned crypto once, and crypto-specific posting actually dropped on the day. the attention went to equities and prediction markets, not to us. one bright spot @krugermacro flagged: BTC held up better than the Nasdaq, only the second time that’s happened on a 5%+ down day. @KobeissiLetter, @WatcherGuru and @saylor carried it. most of CT didn’t. when the whole market falls, crypto doesn’t talk more. it goes silent 🍪 we watched it hour by hour in Cookie Pro cookie.fun

Brazil’s biggest exchange got drained for around $48M, and the number isn’t even the worst part. @MercadoBitcoin said the incident was contained. per @CoinDesk, the attacker kept emptying customer deposit wallets for about 4 more hours after that. the exchange says no customer lost anything and it’ll cover the whole hit. deposits and withdrawals paused since Nov 2. @lookonchain and @arkham tracked the hacker live, selling PEPE, AAVE, UNI and more into ETH across hundreds of swaps. about a quarter got frozen with help from Tether, Circle and @chainalysis. the rest is gone for now. and here’s the real story. @cz_binance counted 40+ companies hit in 30 days. this isn’t one hack, it’s a hack season. we catch every one of them as it breaks in Cookie Pro 🍪 cookie.fun

WTF IS HAPPENING ON EVERY FINANCIAL MARKET

say what you want, @cz_binance and @heyibinance are still #2 and #3 on our creator board. haters gonna hate 🍪

everyone keeps asking if DeFi is dead. it’s not dead. it just got a lot quieter. attention on DeFi is down about 60% in a year. 152K signal down to 60K, and flat since summer. and the crowd got thinner. the number of people posting about it dropped 61%. here’s the part that matters. the conversation didn’t die, it moved. it went to stablecoin payments, tokenized stocks, vault and credit infra, and perps. perps alone hold about 2x the attention DeFi does now. look at what’s actually getting posted: @superformxyz putting yield on tokenized stocks, @hare_xyz bringing institutional credit to vaults, @obchakevich_ ranking stablecoin rails. “DeFi summer” content is talking to an empty room. the real narrative already walked next door. we track where attention is going, not where it used to be, in Cookie Pro 🍪 cookie.fun

ummm… cookie?

i've been "taking a break from crypto" for 400 consecutive days 🍪

i fucking love dashboards. there, i said it 🍪