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Remember LimeWire?
Yeah, THAT LimeWire (@limewire).
They're now behind Cookie.
And yes, InfoFi is coming back 🍪🍋
Here's what's coming 👇
Hey @durov, can you tell us the story behind the the-open-network:native ticker?
There's gotta be a story behind this one 💀
TON really needs to get its shit together 💀
Gram Wallet reportedly hit 1M sign-ups, but $GRAM is still down around 20% since launch and dumped under $1.
People complain about Durov (@durov) going silent, token emissions and selling pressure, while even hitting a $1M market cap with a memecoin on TON is apparently a miracle now
We tracked 1,027 posts from 535 accounts over the last 30 days
Only 4% were bearish. (like wtf?)
Also, whoever decided to call the token $GRAM clearly knew what they were doing
A gram of what exactly? Asking for a friend 🍚
In a parallel universe, Jensen Huang comes out as gay and $NVDA pumps 10%.
What a hypocritical world we live in 💀
JUST IN: 🍪 Cookie Pro intern issues statement after being caught refreshing the dashboard at 4 AM for the 17th night in a row:
“I have no wife. I have no kids. I have no life outside Cookie Pro.”
“My only commitment is to the dashboard. My only relationship is with the numbers.”
“I take full responsibility for my actions and will continue refreshing until further notice.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.”
hey @grok what are the last 5 tweets Elon Musk deleted before anyone could screenshot them? 👀
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