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πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦ Husband & Dad. 🏚 Realtor. 🎣 Saltwater Angler. πŸŽ‰ Live Music Lover. 🍻 Happy Hour Advocate / β€œReal estate, like politics and the weather, is local”

New Jersey
Joined March 2007
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First rule of real estate: location Second rule of real estate: location Third rule of real estate: location Fourth rule of real estate you rarely hear about: never sell
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SOLD! 3 bed / 2 bath in Jamesburg, NJ $455,000
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New listing in Point Pleasant Beach πŸ›Œ 3 bed / πŸ›€ 2 bath πŸ–οΈwalkable to beach and boardwalk πŸ’°824,900
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Almost nothing for sale in New Jersey, it is insane. Not predicting inventory levels here to rise significantly for at least another two years.
Replying to @ResiClub_HQ
Raw active housing inventory data, by state πŸ‘‡
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Confirmed
Actually, if you buy a Rolex watch before you buy real estate, you’re just stupid.
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On drone duty. Actually thought I saw a couple when I first got here
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The last sentence. Read it and then read it again. 🎯
Currently have a buyer who has an accepted offer on a house. Prior to that, They asked me what lender to choose. I told them there is a local guy that has done a nice job for me in the past. They chose one of the largest banks in the United States because it was "cheaper" We are 2 days from loan commitment and the buyers are completely miserable. Their choice doesn't return phone calls, doesn't work nights or weekends, and doesn't really seem to care if they get the loan or not. This is one reason why I cringe when I hear how it's so important to shop around and get the "best rate" on your mortgage. It's advice given by the same people who told the DOJ that agents only show houses that have the highest payout....completely clueless about the average home buyer and what is best for them.
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It’s happening! πŸ˜‚πŸ€˜πŸ˜
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As much as we all love the Phil bombs, with a nice quiet number you can really hear how melodic and beautiful his style could be
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The #Jets have to stop looking for saviors & quick fixes & build this team the right way We can't keep running antiquated systems. Be the future, not the past We need to find a veteran coach with a track record of success & building a winning culture, or a new young offensive minded coach with fresh ideas & a strong drive, or, even better, a young offensive minded coach that comes from a coaching tree of success & a winning culture And we have to find a young stud QB
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Just clicked through to a story on @nypost. The webpage should be fully loaded in time for the weekend
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Coastal cottage walking distance to Bay Head beach. Closed for $1,100.000!
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Started making my own dough, and added a little Genoa Salami @OoniHQ #pizza #backyardpizza #oonipizza
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As seen at North Beach in Bay Head, NJ #northernlights #nj #njweather
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β€œI can’t be a responsible member of the community so I’m going to be the most annoying”
Never underestimate a man at war with his HOA. It is ingrained in our DNA and activates thousands of years of previous rebellion.
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God bless my wife
God bless the spouses of Realtors. They have to put up with clients' 24/7 bombardment, no weekends off, no health insurance, and no guaranteed paycheck. It's hard to be an agent, but it might even be harder to be married to one.
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Robert Saleh fired. Wow. What a move! Smart!
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Correct take. The fish rots from the head.
The @nyjets are a losing organization because Woody Johnson is a loser. He's the common denominator and has been for two decades.
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Visited the alpaca farm today
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3 bed, 2 bath, 1 car garage, 50x140 lot, built in 1950, walkable to ocean beaches. Under contract at $949,000 #njrealestate #retwit #jerseyshore
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Happy 9/19/90 to all who celebrate! We were literally in tears as Let It Grow began. music.apple.com/us/album/let…
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