Joined February 2010
Caribou (@caribouband) to release new album Our Love. Listen to "Can't Do Without You" p4k.in/S44lSs
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Is quickly pulling off a prisoner's head less cruel than a lethal injection? onion.com/1nkOCIY
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Kay Jewelers Recalls 2 Million Cursed Wedding Rings onion.com/1kwlYDf
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"We will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble." onion.com/1qYAeXw
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Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity onion.com/OLINZe
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87% Of Man’s Memories Shame-Based onion.com/1iv4fMR
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Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom.
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Study Links Meat, Sugar Consumption To Early Death Among Those Who Choose To Be Happy In Life onion.com/1gScXm6
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To be clear: I’m not racist. Some of my favorite history months are black.
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.... The president has seen my boobs
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Sufjan Stevens: "Most days I wake up and wish I was @MacMiller" p4k.in/1lP2BH8
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In Focus: Kanye West Confirms He's Working On New Solo Child youtu.be/74PTvQct6UQ
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Russia Applauds America's Efforts To Exclude Gay Athletes From Professional Sports onion.com/1e4toZl
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Trojan Unveils New 3-Piece Formal Condoms onion.com/Mtafu0
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"Grammy day is my favorite day in the whole wide world!" – Thom Yorke onion.com/1f1q3wo
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Sick Fucks Line Up To Gape At Dead Body onion.com/1fbPiOU
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New Leather-Bound Notebook To Really Unleash Area Woman's Creativity onion.com/LPM5u4
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Beauty Industry Announces Massive New Initiative To Make Women Self-Conscious About Their Palms onion.com/19IOmBt
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Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Movie onion.com/1hsgjxE
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