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Daniel Taylor

@danieltaylor

Husband to the world's best wife. Dad to world's cutest baby. Aging band guy @_surrogate @cold_blue_mtn and a lot of other crap that no one cares about

 Chico, CA
Joined May 2007
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Cool new AI tool for "cracking the hard problem" of knowing the absolute bare minimum about your own children
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@RMac18Oct 26
"She thought it was perfect." nytimes.com/2026/10/25/style…
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Shout out to Billy Corgan in 2026 for looking like a supervillain and saying gangster ass shit
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I saw a video yesterday where they were asking people what the best album of the last 50 years was and thinking what I would say, and it might be Siamese Dream.
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Reading this and rubbing my head like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now
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When I was a kid there was an older kid up the street who would make me tapes of the new gangsta rap shit that was just then starting to pop off but in the cultural vacuum of Willows, CA in 1988 I was on my own when it came to what shit like “trues and vogues” was
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Whatever with computers but at least kids now can look shit up. I don’t think there was probably anyone I knew or who knew anybody I knew who would have been able to articulate what trues and vogues were back then
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Incidentally that same kid was the first person I ever heard of getting on the internet in the very early 1990s and not surprisingly works as a software engineer at Meta now whereas I’m still googling the lyrics to Too Short songs 40 years after the fact
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The Aquabats played in town the other night and I always assumed their primary lore was that Travis Barker used to play drums but then someone told me that one of the guys was the creator of Yo Gabba Gabba and that's not even the weirdest thing about them
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Guy number one: "How the hell are we gonna get rid of over 100 tires?" Guy number two, remembering the banner on the storage units up the road advertising the $1 first month's rent special: "Don't worry, I've got an idea"
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Learning about Toto drummer Jeff Porcaro’s untimely death at age 38 from a heart attack that his family and friends say was caused by insecticide but that the coroner said was more likely due to doing a bunch of cocaine lmao
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Imagine your husband, the world famous rock and roll drummer, dies from insecticide/cocaine poisoning and you’re like well shit, and then you get married to the CEO of Tupperware.
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Pretty decent AI slop ad on Drudge Report today. Its like a centaur with Dan Conner's body and Roseanne Conner's head
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Free Billion dollar idea: bring back the Cleveland Indians but make it Indian as in India
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Not to be a hater but just heard a Le Tigre song in a Starbucks commercial. Lol, lmao even.
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Shout out to the new Apple CEO for looking extremely like the hand on shoulder guy
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Got that tuna money
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The local bowling alley got reskinned as a big franchise and now they have projection screens playing The Chive Network on every lane and Metro Station playing over the PA 🥴
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Running for President on the platform of providing everyone over the age of 60 with a pair of Bluetooth headphones so I don’t have to hear audiobooks, podcasts and Facebook videos blasting in every imaginable public space
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This is the flyer for every event in any rural town Facebook group
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@paularamblesSep 1
every time i zoom in here i discover something new. incredible information density
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Big PR day for the State of Jefferson today: story in the @TheAtlantic about the psychotic forest people of Siskyou County and beyond and Gavin Newsom congratulating Shasta County on their new Elections official
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Atlantic story is pretty good tbh archive.is/OK2eP
The Hostage Standoff in a National Forest - The Atlantic

The Hostage Standoff in a National Forest - The Atlantic

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