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Canton, GA
Joined February 2015
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There is nothing better than watching a bunch of 5 and 6 years olds win a championship game
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Please be good. I beg of you.
Warner Bros. has reportedly greenlit a new THE LORD OF THE RINGS series, which is expected to become the most expensive series ever produced by the studio. The series will also be a more faithful adaptation of the original books, featuring even grander visual spectacle and magical elements.
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There are 3 players I absolutely do not want to trade unless you're getting a long term star/superstar. Hartman, Southisene, and Essenburg. Outside of those 3, anyone is available. Go get Neto, Peña, or Gunnar - whichever of the 3 that you can get without touching those 3
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Dirty little secret about players in regards to Profar - Help the team win and they won't care about what happened before. They all stuck by Marcel, and his situation was definitively worse
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Boy have I got good news for him about Atlanta Media
Jacob deGrom found the New York media “overwhelming” and he would likely not waive his no-trade clause to go back, per @chelsea_janes
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In what world do the Yankees think this would even warrant a conversation from KC?
If you were GM of the #Yankees would you make a BLOW UP the farm trade like this? Below is what it would take: SS George Lombard Jr SS Dax Kilby OF Spencer Jones P Elmer Rodriguez P Carlos Lagrange Yankees Receive: SS Bobby Witt Jr Yankees lineup would start Witt Rice Judge
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I don't know how they would get it done, but I would really love for the Braves to find a way to get Max Anderson. Not on any top 100 lists, but that dude straight up punishes baseballs. He's going to end up the 2nd best hitter for Detroit when they call him up
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DAMMIT. I don't like this one bit. LOT of guys with SIGNIFICANT offensive seasons and improvements with Washington at the helm. Feels like a sneaky bad loss to me
Sources: The Mets are hiring Johnny Washington as a co-hitting coach. He had been the Braves minor league hitting coordinator.
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Another one for my Neto fans. (Yes it's a lot to give up, but it's a 3.5 fwar floor SS for 3 years at 25 years old)
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Another if you prefer Jeremy Pena. I could do this every day and not get bored. I might have a problem.
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If your idea of a COLLECTIVE Bargaining Agreement is "One side gets everything and gives up nothing in exchange" then I'm sorry, but I have no interest in anything you have to say.
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Couple more. I don't have an addiction at all.
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Kinda think this will be a rare TB extension
Drew Rasmussen is "at the top of the list" when it comes to the biggest trade candidates this offseason, per @JeffPassan Rasmussen's $20M salary would push the Rays' payroll above their 2026 level without making another move.
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Cross every single one of these names off the list
Jake Bauers, Ryan Jeffers, Brandon Lowe, Adrian Morejon, Seiya Suzuki, Trevor Rogers, David Bednar and Randy Arozarena all received the qualifying offer.
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Not a bad shot, especially with 3 options
The #Braves today claimed LHP Mitchell Parker off waivers from the Washington Nationals.
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Spending way too much time on this simulator
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Hey, at least it's not just Braves fans with batshit trade ideas and ridiculous opinions about our prospects
Hypothetical Trade #LGM Mets get: Elly De La Cruz 🇩🇴 Reds get: Jefferson Rojas, Mitch Voit, Zac Thornton, Sammy Stafura, Ronny Mauricio
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This is such a stupid/misleading gotcha attempt. Ask those same people who the best offenses in CFB are. Care to wager if UGA would be mentioned in the Top 5? Top 10? Or is that sentiment based almost entirely on UGA's defense?
People will answer Georgia and then Georgia fans will laugh at them and explain how Mike Bobo sucks Unprecedented times
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Remember this the next time someone tells you about how the players care about the game and the fans. The general player thinks playing baseball as a "job" is no different than your 9-5.
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