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Undisputed king of stuff. Novelist, scriptwriter, columnist. ☦️ IC XC NIKA

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Joined October 2008
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I am politely asking you to purchase my book. I can assure you, with no exaggeration, it is the best debut novel I have ever written. Thank you. #HistFic #SilentService #WW2 a.co/d/evstynr
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Spoke too soon. Since Haley Stevens's announcement, Josh Allen, Cam Ward, Harold Fannin Jr., and Michael Wilson WENT OFF. #FootballOverParty
Everyone’s making a big deal about this, but it’s not going to help my fantasy football teams.
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RT @varadmehta: Team Blue’s neuralgic reaction to Haley Stevens’ endorsement of Mike Rogers is making a bigger deal out of it than it woul…
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Everyone’s making a big deal about this, but it’s not going to help my fantasy football teams.
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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El-Sayed: What is his name? JV Dance. They keep sending JV here. JV has zero charisma. They taught him that at Ohio state. When your school mascot is like a nut, what do you expect?
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I asked Grok to make a costume for me based on everything it knows from my profile.
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Wisconsin's week of Sports Primacy... FRI, Oct. 23: Brewers, game 1 SAT: Brewers, game 2 SUN: Packers vs. Lions MON: Brewers, game 3 TUE: Brewers, game 4 WED: Brewers, game 5 THU: Packers vs. Panthers
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Patrick Stewart, Helen Mirren, and Liam Neeson in “Excalibur” (1981).
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Following the deaths of two founding members, the long-in-the-works final album from the Olivia Tremor Control is a dark, psychedelic epic that unfolds with eerie clairvoyance and intensity pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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Win Our Way: Milwaukee Brewers Beat Tampa Bay to Clinch First World Series Title townhall.com/news/amy-curtis…
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Milwaukee Brewers are World Series champions. Congrats to @Brewers Nation and to the late, great Ueck!
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Homies, would y’all help with a retweet🙏🏽Let’s get the word out😤Veteran’s eat FREE @Burritoexp on Nov. 11th at our Brick and Mortar locations. We appreciate you, just a little thank you from our family🇺🇸 One meal per veteran, simple🙏🏽
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“World Series on the line, the Brewers will put their fate in the hands of the worst pitcher alive. Let’s see what happens.”
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I’m everyone’s twitter crush.
You're someone's twitter crush.
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Which film was your introduction to MICHAEL KEATON?
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This is true of most sports teams in the Sunbelt. Many, many northerners are transplants and remain loyal to their hometown.
Genuine question. How do Rays fans let this happen in a World Series game that is essentially a must win? What’s the reasoning of the fan base not showing up? I genuinely want to know.
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The Lula regime is now going around seizing the passports of every major figure associated with the political party that beat him in the general election 3 weeks ago.
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They tried but were so disgusted they said Jarvis was "a mystery best left unsolved."
INVESTIGATE JARVIS BEST.
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