FC Of Stourbridge Junction

The wanderer returns and wonders where breakfast is and elevensives….

The Dairy King has failed to report for his evening milk appointment. Both bedrooms prepared, heating discs warmed, milk bar ready for business… and not so much as a whisker in sight! I wouldn't mind, but I've apparently been stood up by a ginger cat who doesn't even pay rent

Well, if it isn't the ginger gentleman with the bottomless stomach

A good day starts with gratitude. Gwinny prefers gravy

Gwinny’s bedtime routine 🐈❤️ Two bedrooms, two cosy beds and two heating discs to warm up because His Lordship won’t tell me where he’s sleeping tonight. Apparently, I run a five-star feline hotel, and the guest refuses to confirm his reservation!

The neighbourhood's smallest dairy enthusiast has popped round. Apparently his social calendar revolves entirely around my fridge.

Oh, look who's arrived to bankrupt the catering department!

The Ginger Goblin appeared this morning with half-open eyes and a fully functioning appetite

Didn’t want the step this evening…..

Evening, Gwinny! I do apologise for the temporary closure of your favourite restaurant!

Gwinny has had some food dropped off with his owners who will feed him this evening and in the morning. I’ve left a huge bowl of M&S chicken out for him Just in case you wondered where he is later

In the main bedroom suite

Some mornings he arrives like a disgruntled customer. Today he arrived like a big, cuddly marshmallow.

Evening, Gwinny. I see you’ve forgotten about the big dish of chicken consumed earlier.

Apparently, the Garden Gremlin has a silent setting. Who knew?

The milk has been had

Fireworks may be lighting up the sky tonight, but Gwinny has far more important things on his mind.

🧡 Sometimes the kindest gestures touch your heart. The incredibly talented Colin Davison from Kent has painted this beautiful portrait of our garden gremlin, Gwinny! Thank you, Colin. I’ll treasure it forever. Gwinny, meanwhile, is probably expecting a milk bonus!

Oh look, the ginger gravy train has pulled in!

Not a squeak out of him this morning. Just a sleepy little face and a tummy demanding immediate attention!