Morning After

#TeamFollowBack #InstantFollowBack

"I'll show you how a bitch go down the slide" #NorbitSwag

i dont get baths... u arent being cleaned ur sittin in a pool of your own dirt.

"I'll be up up and away" -Kid Cudi

The Night is still young... #YetYourAllSleep

Tweeting isn't a hobby it's a #lifestyle

Women when a guy asks you about yourself try not to scare them off by telling them your life story #WeGetIt

Friend 1: Bro I'd fuck her Friend 2: You would also fuck anything that relatively looks like a vagina #ThatsNotSayingMuch Friend 1: True....

Parents who put there kids on leashes, wonder why their kids grow up to hate them #PayBacksABitch

You know food is gross when it goes in looking the same way it comes out #TacoBell

Sometimes I wash my hands before I pee, if u don't wanna touch ur food with the shit on ur hand, why u wanna touch ur dick wit it 2 #hygine

Niggas be trippin so I tell em to doubleknott their shoes. #realtalk

Guys don't be a dick to ugly girls they all have at least one hot friend #JustSayn

When I'm checkin out girls on facebook I don't consider it lurking. Its called #windowshopping

That awkward moment when your peeing and it double streams on to your leg and the seat

I put on a cape when I go out That way I'll always look #fly

Do not let the opinions of others consume you #RealTalk

If he was only half the man I am , he'd still be hell of a man #JustSayn

#SleepIsForTheWeak so I don't sleep I'm just gunna lay in bed resting my eyes till tomorrow #Night

What's your favorite #MidnightSnack??? Mines #FruityPebbles #CocoPebbles