"Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come..."

Denver, CO
Joined February 2009
I'm doing a walk for Leukemia & Lymphoma society! Help by donating here: pages.lightthenight.org/rm/D…
You're my guiding lightning strike.
The only bad thing about bacon is it makes you thirsty... for more bacon!
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New metal letter opener! I haven't been this excited for an office supply since my anti-microbial scissors! I live a sad life!
Do NOT feel like dealing with delinquents right now.
I just lysol-ed a plant that had, once upon a time, been peed on by a former employee. Ahhhh my job.
You know how, in sitcoms, when they change the characters the show isn't the same? This is happening at my workplace. Turbo lame.
I realize this is a rookie Colorado resident remark, but "seriously?!! SNOW?!! Again?!!"
I can't wait to go back to bed.
Another year older. Happy birthday, me!
There isn't enough black coffee in the world.
Twitterrrr... from my phooone!
Making subversive paper snowflakes under my desk whilst pretending to work. I cannot contain my Christmas Spirit to off-the-clock times!
World AIDS day... and National Pie Day. Huh.