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I work on Internet text boxes with mixed results. Examples include: Blogger, Google, Twitter, Obvious, Medium, the Obama White House.

 San Francisco, CA
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Very excited to work on this important project - feels very aligned with the California ethos to lead the way gov.ca.gov/2026/09/23/govern…

Governor Newsom announces world-leading experts to deliver on his AI executive order, including...

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Protect Elon, Defend the Cheescake Factory Honestly the greatest closing message in Republican Party history.
Michigan Democrats@MichiganDems22h
🚨 LEAKED: In a fundraising appeal, Mike Rogers told potential donors, "When you stand with my Senate campaign today, you are directly shielding Elon Musk" from potential investigations into the harm caused by DOGE cuts. Rogers asked for donations so he could "protect Elon."
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Republican Party in 2026: not at all offended about being compared to Saddam Hussein, but dying on the hill that the WH should look like a Cheesecake Factory.
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Ken Bone!
Ken Bone@kenbone1817h
Eight days until the midterms, and it's been weeks since a republican mentioned anything except trans people, mental hospital hoaxes, or Cheesecake Factory. Messaging this horrendous must be studied.
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Kyle Cheney
@kyledcheney16h
BREAKING: Judge Reyes has issued a preliminary injunction over the golf course and begins with this: "Rarely, if ever, has the United States Department of Justice urged a federal court not to believe the sitting President." ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin…
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Jon Favreau
@jonfavs15h
Who could've guessed the joke would've baited Trump into spending the last week of the election talking more about his White House renovations?
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A butthurt Trump copes by defending the Cheesecake Factory: "I fix things very good, very beautifully and I always build beautiful and inexpensive... He said, this isn't a Cheesecake Factory, can you believe it, which is a very successful company... He doesn't like successful companies"
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Replying to @ClayTravis
Fine, I'll bite: do you honestly think that Americans who believe the Cheesecake Factory is a high end place to eat reserved for special occasions also think that the restaurant's design is so beautiful that the President should copy it for the White House? Do you talk to actual Americans between media hits? Do you think "normal Americans" are too stupid to understand that the design of the Cheesecake Factory is intentionally garish and over-the-top, a joke that even I understood when I went there as a child? Do you realize no one is mad about this except a handful of rich assholes on the right who probably couldn't name five things on the menu?
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff19h
Extremely disrespectful to Anakin Skywalker and to treat millions of podracing fans like flyover country
johnny maga
@johnnymaga22h
Bessent cooks Obama after dining at the Cheesecake Factory: "This is the man who built the museum that looks like Darth Vader’s tomb... I had a great meal, and I would tell the Martha's Vineyard set to give it a try." 😭
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Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 26
I hope Natalie shows Trump this clip of Harry Enten comparing Obama's popularity with his unpopularity
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PSA: You can safely disregard any poll that was taken before the Cheesecake Factory joke. This is a Comey letter kind of moment.
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Tommy Vietor
@TVietor08Oct 26
Yesterday Trump repeatedly called Abdul El-Sayed a "jihadist", told Nicki Minaj she had a "beautiful ass" and asked her to stand up so the crowd could admire it, and yet the dumbest people on Twitter are still pretending to be offended by a mention of the Cheesecake Factory.
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Mike Nellis
@MikeNellisOct 26
Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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Caleb Watney
@calebwatneyOct 26
New Pacing the Frontier proposal: each time an outside group successfully penetrates the defenses of a frontier AI company and captures the flag, it should reset a 3-month countdown clock before they're allowed to train new models.
Elizabeth Dwoskin
@lizzadwoskinOct 26
EXCLUSIVE: In less than 12 hours, a group of ex-DOGE cyber researchers were able to penetrate Anthropic’s systems using AI agents — including Slack channels where the most sensitive models are discussed. This is just weeks after Anthropic whistleblower Joseph Coxon charged the company w/launching “a hubristic gamble” from a “private company’s Slack.” Read our story here (gift link): wapo.st/4smNlsC

It took just 12 hours for an AI start-up founded by ex-DOGE staffers to break into Anthropic

Cathedral accessed systems with internal Slack messages and employee data, under an Anthropic security testing program, a report reviewed by The Post said.

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Yeah Obama is such a snob. He won the working class vote both times he ran. He is one of only five presidents in US history to win the presidency twice with more than 50 percent of the popular vote both times. He remains the most popular political figure in America today.
Mickey Kaus
@kausmickeyOct 25
The trouble with the "it's just a joke" line is that Obama IS a snob. People think they know that. He shouldn't emphasize that side of himself. Didn't he used to be careful not to?
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Ben is a great movie podcaster (not his most important accomplishment)
Escape Hatch@escapehatchpodOct 25
Full Metal Jacket was Kubrick's critique of war AND Hollywood's war movies themselves.
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Andrew Crouch@AndrewC_AEIOct 25
You guys gotta go to Saddam Hussein’s new Cheesecake Factory. They’ve got great yellow cake
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I love everything about the Cheesecake Discourse first and foremost because it is a throwback to Republicans trying to otherize Obama on some absurdist terms (arugula, dijon.) But it doesn’t fucking matter bc his popularity is insane and the joke fucking killed. Another fun thing! Rs have been snookered into defending Cheesecake Factory as tho it’s a treasure of the heartland! Of the 216 locations, guess how many sit in precincts won by Harris? 166 (77%). The median margin was Harris +21.
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You can just find things out! claude.ai/artifact/95mDnAC1j…

Cheesecake Factory Precincts 2024

Dashboards, metrics pages, KPI trackers, scorecards, data visualizations and recurring reports: a page or scroll story of charts, numbers and tables of data, from live queries, files or saved...

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Adrian@blagojevismOct 25
This person was the subject of David Brooks’s sandwich shop column.
Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 24
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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derek guy
@dieworkwearOct 25
"the white house should look like the place where i order asian chicken nachos because otherwise how will working-class americans know they're respected." listen to yourself.
Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 25
The coastal elites hate Americana. We know what they really think, and we know why they are so quickly defending Obama’s snobbery. They might think they are “too good” for the Cheesecake Factory, or find the decor to be tacky, but most regular Americans don’t
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Elijah Cone@ElijahConeOct 25
you just created 1 million cheesecake factories
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 24
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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