Hungry Howie's 🍕

New year, new specials. Hit me with your best ideas please, I'm running out 😭

Tiktok is back already? I can't keep up with this stuff anymore. Someone needs to drop an hour long lore video I can binge on my couch.

I’m really not built for this weather

New year means a new opportunity to get my bread up you feel?

Who's tryna help me get this on the tree. Crazy what you can do with AI.

Tried sharing pizza. Didn’t love that for me.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

Burnt the roof of my mouth again. Pizza, you’re hot and I love you, but you play too much.

We’re not saying pizza solves everything, but have you tried it?

Still here. Still making pizza. Still waiting for you.

We made pizza today. We’ll make it again tomorrow. You should probably come by.

Y'all better be locked in for finals

I can tell y'all are hungry, pull up.

Pizza is a form of self care

You ever bite into pizza so hot it feels like it personally offended you? Like I thought we were friends.

Just saw a pizza and starting thinking about it's radius, these math classes got me so cooked.

I didn't choose the pizza life, the pizza life chose me. And by 'chose me,' I mean it slid off the plate and into my lap and now I'm sad. Please send help.

If you feel comfortable taking the last slice with someone, you either really love them or hate them, there's no in between.

In crust we trust.

Tried making a pizza myself, think imma just order in tonight...