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@jojolw

mum, runner 🏃‍♀️, TKD🥋, geek, environmental/social justice advocate🌱, chaotic good, #FBPE

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Joined November 2013
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WTAF America?!
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🚨BREAKING: tomorrow is set to be the UK's hottest day of the year. A Met Office weather warning is expected. Make sure you're prepared:
a screenshot of a tweet from Russel Warfield: how to survive the heatwave: stay hydrated, treat yourself to an ice crea, dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for thort term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class, loose fitting clothing

ALT a screenshot of a tweet from Russel Warfield: how to survive the heatwave: stay hydrated, treat yourself to an ice crea, dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for thort term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class, loose fitting clothing

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As joyous as the Labour victory is, there is still a long road to go, we need food poverty and homelessness to be consigned to the dark recesses of the past. A lot of damage has been done and we need to keep pressure on Labour to undo it #homelessness #foodpoverty #foodbanks
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Can't help but see the BBC devoting something like 20 times more airtime to Reform than the Greens, despite both making historic gains and new inroads, a prime example of how we got into this mess in the first place.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg loses his seat, AND the sun has come up so he can't leave the hall until tonight.
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"The people have spoken and what they've said is mainly swear words aimed at the Tories" #GeneralElection2024
Larry at podium on Downing Street

ALT Larry at podium on Downing Street

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The polls are open. Remember that politicians are servants of the people. Today thousands of them across the UK are asking for your vote. Your vote is precious; it grants power and it removes it. Use it and remind them never to take it, or you, for granted. #GE2024
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Morrisons and Heinz have once again teamed up to provide free meals to those who need it. 🍽️ To get it, you can discreetly 'ask for Henry' at any of its Cafés once per day till Sunday 14 July (normally £4.25). Find your nearest, and pass it on ⬇️ moneysavingexpert.com/deals/…
Text in white box overlaid on a spread of baked beans reads: 'Ask for Henry'. You can get a completely FREE jacket potato topped with Heinz Cheesy Beanz at any Morrison’s Café when you 'ask for Henry' at the till. No minimum spend required

ALT Text in white box overlaid on a spread of baked beans reads: 'Ask for Henry'. You can get a completely FREE jacket potato topped with Heinz Cheesy Beanz at any Morrison’s Café when you 'ask for Henry' at the till. No minimum spend required

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Not a priest but am a city lead for a Christian charity, standing in solidarity with my sisters in Christ #ThisIsWhatAPriestLooksLike
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What's behind the fairy door children? ....... ...... ....... Slugs......many many slugs #parenting #outdoors
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#GeneralElection #meme #parenting
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Me: ill, in bed, with the lights off and my eyes shut 8yo: Mummy! Did you know the stone age was over a million years ago? How many people have lived since then? Do people live to 100? If you live to 100 how many nights sleep do you have? #parenting
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Yellow snow warning - never eat it
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Those are people, god damn you. When we actually process the claims, the majority are granted asylum. That means they are fleeing torture, war and oppression. They're not something for two rich men to do a bet about, like it was a harmless fucking game.
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Pigeon suspected of being Chinese spy released by police after eight months Read more 🔗 trib.al/N8jR2dt
Pigeon suspected of being Chinese spy released by police in India after being detained for eight...

Pigeon suspected of being Chinese spy released by police in India after being detained for eight...

Detectives suspected the bird was involved in espionage after it was captured near a port in Mumbai. It was found with two rings tied to its legs featuring words that appeared to be Chinese.

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Well we might be in #StormJocelyn but everyone's still put the bins out for tomorrow Thoughts and prayers for the binmen!
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#LeaveTheWorldBehind did they forget to shoot the end of the film?
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The interesting side effect of starting intermittent fasting is all the dreams of eating at buffets that I'm having
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Supermarkets: Hey we substituted your lemon for lemon scented cleaner hope that's ok Also supermarkets: we didn't have the specific brand of pizza you ordered, no substitution could be found, tonight you just go hungry
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