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Attorney (but not yours) with a sneaker and jpeg obsession. I mostly tweet about digital assets and Alabama basketball. Can't say I didn't warn you.

Alabama
Joined June 2020
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Saban should be president in 2028 and I’m not remotely joking
“If we had your gummies, we'd won more games” Protect Saban by any means necessary lmaoo the man is a national treasure
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Alabama fans: “we have the worst arena in conference. Football is on their 5th separate renovation in 20 years and we’ve redone Mal Moore 3 times. We are long overdue for a new arena.” Greg Byrne: “we have a new arena at home”
Work has begun on upgrading the center-hung videoboard and sound system in Coleman Coliseum to elevate the team and fan experience heading into the new season. These investments are also designed with flexibility in mind, allowing them to serve our programs well into the future. #RollTide 🏀🤸‍♀️🐘
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I would rather disband a sport than lose. I guess I’m built different.
The definition of a true fan: You’d rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly.
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But I was told crypto was for money laundering…
[ ZOOMER ] THE US CHARGES TWO INDIVIDUALS WITH LAUNDERING OVER $389M IN CRYPTOCURRENCY: DOJ
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Riley Key retweeted
New pfp and banner. It has been all hands on deck at AyeAyeCoin Inc. designing this banner for many months. Software developers making the perfectly ideal application for creating pfps and banners. Marketing experts doing tons of market testing. No project progressing faster.
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Not sure I’ve ever seen a 2 hour wait to get into a conference before @consensus2026. I didn’t want to see the first half of the conference anyway
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Blessed
🚨BREAKING: Nate Oats has signed a new contract that will make him one of the top five compensated men’s basketball coaches in the country. Appropriate members of The Board of Trustees have been notified of the proposed terms of the new agreement and it will soon be formally approved through the Board process. @nate_oats @AlabamaMBB
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I was told that playing Bediako would impact our seeding and maybe even inclusion in the tournament at all...
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The effort, or lack thereof, by Trelly here is embarrassing from a veteran player that should be a team leader. You cannot let shots not falling dictate effort.
While there might frustrations about not calling a timeout, the ball is in your best players hands. Let him try and score it
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Everyone involved should be embarrassed.
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They dictated the pace and we played like straight ass to start the game and yet we are winning somehow.
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Not sure I've seen a Nate Oats team look this uninterested before. I can't believe he hasn't blown a gasket watching this the last few weeks.
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Cannot emphasize enough how much of a disaster this would be. When mortgage rates are 6%, not many people are going to qualify for an unsecured line of credit at 10%. Consumer spending will in turn fall off a cliff.
Just got off the phone with President @realDonaldTrump, and with his full support, we will be leading this legislation to lower costs for American families and to reign in greedy credit card companies who have been ripping off hardworking Americans for too long.
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80 free throws in this game. Truly an unwatchable nightmare for what should have been a marquee game for the SEC.
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Everyone wants to point fingers at the play calling and the OLine, but my goodness the special teams has been historically bad.
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Dear @nate_oats, can we get Charles Bediako on the phone?
NEWS: 7-foot center James Nnaji, the No. 31 overall pick in the 2023 NBA Draft, has committed to Baylor, source told @on3. The 21-year-old big man will play the second half of the season and has been awarded fours of eligibility by the NCAA. on3.com/news/7-foot-center-a…
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Buy bitcoin stupid
stop people pleasing
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Find someone that believes in you despite all prior results like Nate Oats believes in Houston.
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Really bad game from Holloway. If it’s his injury, you cannot play him like this. And I like Houston but he’s just getting way too many minutes for his production
Final: Arizona 96, Alabama 75 The Tide drops to 7-3 on the year.
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If this teaches us anything, it should teach us that @Greg_Byrne should've already built @nate_oats and arena. He's the best thing going for this athletic department by A LOT
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