The District Selectman. Producer, Emcee, Mix Engineer, Low-Budget Mogul, Dry Humorist. Founder of @TheRealSpaceLAB #JakeItTillYouMakeIt
Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
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LMFAO yeah it's wack nobody likes it 😂😂😂
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AI is such useless unmitigated horse slop, they are now trying to sell me a Big AZ Bacon Addict Cheeseburger available at any local Sunoco on Temu with free 3-Day International Shipping
I miss that tiny little niche window of history where people would occasionally say Joe Biden when they meant to say Joe Budden, or say Joe Budden when they meant to say Joe Biden.
I bet you & your AI girlfriend love listening to your slop-core Playlists 💙 🤖
AI generated music is 1000x better than real music.
Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno.
What sold me was the first prompt I gave it:
“My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token.
Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.”
It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds.
I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious.
Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free?
Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.
"Brawndo" hit #1 on the Urban Influencer Rap Chart, big salute to Grandmixer GMS for the support.
"@MC_Craig_G & @jakepalumbo Are Antisocial Superheroes" will be here before ya know it!!!
Salute to my guy Quest I'm dead lol 🤣🤣 💀 🪦 -
SHEESH the hours of my life I spent waiting on this & the EOW line. I NEVER went on stage before midnight lol. Don't tell me I didn't want this shit!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Wait, Grainger sells power tools & industrial supplies. They're adjacent to say Lowe's & Home Depot. Why are they trying to sell me Reeboks?
I am the Reebok king BTW, just wondering why Grainger has thrown their hat into the ring smh lol
A short, abridged list of things I've never done:
Tagged you & 99 others
Tagged @highlights or @followers
Complained about support
Spammed my music in your comments
Follow / Unfollow
Engagement bait
"Send me some loops bro"
Send melodies for "placements"
Threatened to retire
Suggesting a bank loan to ARTISTS is dangerous AF.
A record deal "is a loan" but no it isn't - if you don't recoup you don't have to actually pay that money back & there's no consequences to your credit or potential garnishments.
With a bank loan there DEFINITELY IS lol
Why tf would any artist sign a 5 album deal for a $100k advance in 2026 when brand deals, bank loans & crowd funding exist?
Wake up. These people in these buildings do not know how to break your single. They take that marketing budget and go contract someone your age to execute the campaign. Might as well get rid of the middle man and own your art.
Happy Birthday to @AdamsWorldBlog one of the best music journalists doing it, & who has known me since back when I wore hats!!!! 🤯 🍻
Happy October 15th (tax extension day) to all my self-employed folks who celebrate lol. 2025 taxes are now filed, but at what cost lol 🤣🤣
I BEGGETH people to stop pronouncing the word "distributor" as "distri-bewter" PLEASE STOP I BEGGETH YOU, my family is dying...
As a working mix engineer for a month shy of 18 years, mixing is NOT "just balancing levels" no matter what certain celebrities might tell you.
Mixing is doing a high cut then doing a lo cut, then doing a high cut & then a lo cut & then a high cut then a lo cut UNTIL YOU DIE 🪦
It's NEVER cool to hit homeless people with a hammer but the next time one gets on the train & says "money or food anything helps" & I give them food & they give me an attitude or in today's case call me a cheap f_____...
...I can't guarantee you it won't happen 🔨
Jake Palumbo retweeted
Antisocial Superheroes!!
(Myself & @jakepalumbo)
Got A HEATER Of An Album On Deck!!
This One Is Called “Answering Machine”
Salute & Rest Easy Dave From The Mighty De La Soul On The Chorus Inspiration 🙌🏾
ALBUM SOON COME!!!
Jake Palumbo retweeted
I’m Feeling Extra Generous With The Sneak Previews Today..
This Is From The Antisocial Superheroes Album With @jakepalumbo Dropping In A Few Weeks..
It’s Called “Space Invaders”
(Produced By The Homie @ben_juru Out Of Amsterdam)
Enjoy!!
