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I remember friends on the center-to-left mocking folks for crying at the time and it turns out these folks (who probably did more to try and stop him than those folks did) were completely right about what a destructive and hateful decade Trump launched
Hillary Clinton supporters begin to cry as it becomes clear a Trump victory is now very likely.
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If this was how it went down, I would genuinely wonder what the fuck took this fight so long. 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine watching the original Star Wars trilogy with 2026 visual effects. The younger generations deserve to experience this (and the older ones too). @Disney @starwars, make it happen!
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No way
BREAKING: Colossal Biosciences, the startup working to bring extinct animals back to life, accuses a former employee of stealing company de-extinction secrets.
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Hey, did you know that I also write graphic novels? Just in case anyone wants to hire me for stuff. I have many talents that are not just related to meatball making.
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Fine I’ll start watching these movies again.
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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Which revival theater in LA will have the COURAGE to screen Star Trek Generations this month?
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Dave Chappelle finna drop twelve more specials
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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“they elected a trans woman!!” “that’s great!” “in alabama”
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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you literally don’t have to do this girl just leave 😂😂
This is a woman who is deeply, deeply ashamed of her vote #Election2026
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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BREAKING: Marvel to quickly reshoot Avengers: Doomsday to undo Sam Wilson’s death scene.
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I didn’t know any of this and now I’m just pissed tf off
WWE star Chyna says she found a love note from the boss's daughter in her boyfriend Triple H's briefcase. Then the company offered her $400,000 a year, she said no, and she says a fax reached her at a deli: they wouldn't be needing her anymore. In the video below she says: "I found a note, actually." It came from Stephanie McMahon, she says, "dated, like, a year beforehand." Chyna was the first woman to win WWE's Intercontinental title. Stephanie's father, Vince McMahon, owned the company. In a 2012 post, Chyna said she told Stephanie she "was lucky her father was there or I would of ripped her face off." Then the contract came up. Jim Ross, then WWE's head of talent, says she told him: "I'm as valuable as Stone Cold is to WWE." She wanted $1 million a year. Her sister says the offer had a $400,000 minimum. She says Vince's last words were that "blood was thicker than water." The next week she was eating lunch at Jerry's Deli when the fax came. Triple H married Stephanie in 2003 and now runs WWE's creative. In 2004 an adult film with her then-boyfriend, Sean Waltman, came out. In 2015 Triple H said she "absolutely deserves" the Hall of Fame, then asked what his 8-year-old would find looking her up: "What comes up?" She died in 2016, at 46. WWE inducted her in 2019, as part of Triple H's group. The case for WWE: Ross says "her conduct and her mood and attitude" cost her the contract, and Triple H has said their relationship "had gone downhill" before Stephanie. The case for Chyna: "It wasn't like I was making, like, what the guys were making." Did she price herself out, or did she lose her job for catching the boss's daughter?
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Who’s going to tell her?
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James III retweeted
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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election map rn:
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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I need to know if she's winning
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This looks really bad
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