@jenndangerous

writer in Chicago

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thismaystingalittle.substack.com
Joined May 2009
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gentle reminder not to think about your life for even a single second especially at a time like this
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i’m scampering around in the dark all night
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you ever speak to your best friend and it just absolutely centers you. it turns out everything will be ok. i love you
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I love it when someone is like "Oh, I'm turning 100 years of age today". As opposed to what, 100 years of width? Length? Get out of my sight, and happy birthday on your special day
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when you’re driving there should be a way to signal you’re about to turn. Like a light you flip on maybe
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my future husband and i will be stay at home parents and the kids will go to work
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WFH is so great until you realise you’ve walked about 17 steps all day
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Took a walk at 3am while it was snowing in Chicago
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♥ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ We Wish You a Merry Christmas ♥ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪...And A Happy New Year!♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪..
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Slimey’s snoozing! Our little pal has hit the hay after a big Thanksgiving day.🧡🥧🍂
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I miss when quiznos was more around
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Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people
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A few photos of two snowy owls near Montrose Beach Monday evening in Chicago.
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This is how it feels when I pick up my newborn and she instantly stops crying
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@asimbawe6 Aug 2025
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i highly recommend getting yourself a “how can i help” partner and not “you will be fine” partner.
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(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in
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the person at billboard who shows up once a month to incorrectly rank taylor swift projects as ragebait has my absolute dream job
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Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊
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