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dark jessica

@jessica

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Joined October 2006
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dark jessica (@jessica) profile picturedark jessica@jessica18 Mar 2024
Replying to @gmilysm
whenever i see brian wilson trending or in the news i panic
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we’re so back
dark jessica (@jessica) profile picturedark jessica@jessica3 Jul 2022
things really went downhill after the year of luigi. makes you think
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good snacks don’t last, so buy the weird little treats you like before they retire them. i have no other advice
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Good Morning.
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trying to relate to boomer parents like “ok so you ‘like’ pink floyd, but how often do they make you cry?”
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you can’t tell me none of them were crying
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they done fucked up in gave her a horse
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This is the dream… thousands of dollars of equipment, tooting on a bizarre doohickey, making music that sounds like frogs listen to it…
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As people debate the story about kids being targeted by snipers it’s worth remembering that the reason we have to rely on doctors as sources of information about this kind of thing is that Western journalists aren’t allowed in Gaza and Palestinian journalists keep getting killed.
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my dad recommended a show and said “i think one of the characters looks a bit like greg” and said character literally looks like the guy from the honey-comb commercials lmao
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my lungs feel like they’re stuffed with fiberglass. that’s probably good
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today someone asked “what was the name of the one serial killer that charlize theron played again?” and i was able to immediately blurt out “AILEEN WOURNOS” . i am growing and learning new data every day
dark jessica (@jessica) profile picturedark jessica@jessica22 Dec 2020
dad: who’s that one actress...tall, blonde.. me: you’re gonna need to be more specific dad: she played a female serial killer once. a real one me: real? probably aileen wournos [googles] charlize theron? dad: yeah. why do you know the serial killer’s name but not the actress
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i told this guy i didn’t really dance, but then outkast came on and i looked like a big liar
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me: oh hehe i am an introvert also me 2 seconds later, screaming: DONT WANT TO MEET YOUR MAMA JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU CUMMA
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Scarlett johanneson I will drink ur bath water...#random
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they have giant tables of cookies at weddings in pittsburgh….tf
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do we think mom is drunk
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