Going insane. BBL

Remember when you tweeted by sending a text message? Is that still a thing?

Almost lunched @reston town ctr. But forgot about paid parking #nope an app is a hassle, will eat, shop elsewhere.

Go Nats!

Yay! More commercials?!

Can of bisque? Maybe!

Febreeze #steamboat

Going back a decade, the only significant twitter activity from me is on superbowl sunday and debate night. :shrug:

Had a turkey burger for lunch today. It was necessary to keep the streak going! #mmm

On the Acela to DC. One person mutters “damnit” a few seats away another: “alright!” we’re all watching gameday.

My grandmother, born and raised in Chicago still lives there. Superstition has prevented me from talking to her for the last few weeks. ugh

"No, not me you are!" Is now the level of #debate dialogue. #presidential

In b4 bad hambres is sampled over dubstep

But tbf, the game us tied.

I suppose I'm part of the problem.

I'm enjoying watching llamas argue in a commercial in the #ALwildcard more than the VP candidates #debate.

Jose Bautista just helped me figure out if I'm watching the AL WC playoff game or the VP debate.