@jimmyfailla

TV Host. Radio Host. Trophy Husband. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Be a Republican or a Democrat, just don’t be a D**K

 New York, NY
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Joined March 2011
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YUGE shoutout to President Trump for having EXCELLENT taste in comedy and wives. I’ve seen some crazy stuff in airport bars but this post just blew my mind.
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PRO TIP: If you really want to "Free Palestine" you shouldn't focus on the results of Israel's elections you should ask yourself why GAZA DOESN'T HAVE ANY
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Ilham Omar had a TRADITIONAL Somali wedding where the church organist plays "Here Comes The BRIBE"
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The Coast Guard just blew up a boat containing 5 illegal immigrant Narco Terrorists who were headed to America. Say a prayer for the Democrats, they just lost 5 Mid Term Voters.
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The Coast Guard just blew up a boat containing 5 illegal immigrant Narco Terrorists who were headed to America. Say a prayer for the Democrats, they just lost 5 Mid Term Voters.
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I say a name, Jimmy says the FIRST thing that comes to mind 😂 @jimmyfailla
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Abdul El Sayad is expected to visit a Michigan Elementary School today where he will lead the kindergartners in a game of Pin The Blame On The Jew.
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Friendly reminder that Obama saying healthcare is too expensive is like Bill Cosby saying the drinks are too strong. You MADE IT dude.
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Ilham Omar had a TRADITIONAL Somali wedding where the church organist plays "Here Comes The BRIBE"
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Flew out of town so early I was the ONLY car on the Golden Gate Bridge but it’s always nice to visit San Francisco in the fall. The Pumpkin Spiced Fentanyl was LEGIT.
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Tonight’s panel features a gay man, a trans woman, and a black girl. I feel like I’m in the cover photo for a college brochure.
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The guy who built this intergalactic porta potty is criticizing the way Trump decorates the White House.
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BIG night tomorrow on Fox News Saturday Night. See you at 10PM ET🔥 @EnesFreedom @HollywoodLadyj @Dannyjokes @guypbenson
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Mamdani is not even mayor a year and New York has lost THIRTY THOUSAND private sector gigs and there’s hookers everywhere. Socialism is literally replacing office jobs with handjobs.
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Made it back into Rao’s. Jeff Ross is amazing, Paul Rudd is gorgeous but we’re totally getting kicked out because Gaffigan ordered a hot pocket
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Let’s see what our Fox favs were driving when they first hit the road! 🚗 @DanaPerino @EmilyCompagno @BrianBrenberg @kayleighmcenany @jimmyfailla
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Abdul El Sayad on his way to meet black voters today
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Michael Bloomberg is donating $80 million to the Democrats and for some reason NONE OF THEM are lecturing us about billionaires in politics anymore. 🤡
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Both WNBA teams walked out during the National Anthem for a second straight night. In their defense it's not easy standing there when it's so hot that your penis is stuck to your thigh.
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As drunk politicians go, Jaime West was a NINE on a scale of "ONE to KAMALA"
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America now has FLYING CARS thanks to Elon Musk and FREE SHIPPING to Somalia thanks to Ilhan Omar:
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