Jimmy Fallon

Every tombstone should say how tall the person was, so you know how far away to stand.

Here with @ashemusic 🎶

Thank you to the poll workers at my local library. I was thanked, shushed and stickered in less than 5 minutes. GO VOTE.

’Tis the season.

Chip-or-treat! 🎃👻 New Xochitl Halloween colors are available now!

Halloween always reminds us which neighbors are A LOT.

5 more sleeps 'til 5 More Sleeps ’til Halloween!! Available in all bookstores Buy now: us.macmillan.com/books/97812…

Thanks to Hanks Pumpkintown. It’s become a family tradition for us. (I’m the giant jack-o’-lantern in the middle.) 🎃

I still can’t believe this. Thank you @JohnCena for the incredible gift from last night’s show. You’re the best bud. I’ve loved @WWE for decades and this is an absolute dream come true. Stream Matchbox The Movie on @AppleTV!

This is NOT a competition BUT - just letting everyone know the @Yankees baby book is outselling the @Dodgers baby book in pre-sales. It's not a big deal. That’s just the score so far… @MLB

Parents spend months trying to get their baby’s first word to be ‘Mama’ or ‘Dada.’ This book is for parents with bigger dreams. I’m proud to be partnering with @MLB for YOUR BABY’S FIRST WORD WILL BE YANKEES and YOUR BABY’S FIRST WORD WILL BE DODGERS (words by me, art by Miguel Ordóñez) Available for preorder now! More information on how to preorder at the link in bio.

A random person somewhere is about to become this year’s Halloween costume and they have NO idea.

This @KITH book of art is a great reminder of how talented you are @RonnieFieg. Congrats on all the success, my friend. Here’s to many more years. 👟📚

Did I get my wish? Let’s just say my dad did NOT have a mustache before I blew out my candles. This year I made a donation to @FeedingAmerica. Link in bio. #FallonIs52 #HungerActionMonth

Update from my farm (my plants in pots): Benedict Cucumberbatch in full effect as well as Tomatony Soprano and Tomeadow. This harvest is turning out to be a September to Remember. 🍅🥒

Habiddah doobahday @AdamSandler.

I was lucky enough to know and work with the one and only Dolly Parton. She was a phenomenal guest on the show; always funny and always made everyone she met feel like a million dollars. We did duets together, laughed together and danced through Dollywood in the Smoky Mountains of Pigeon Forge. And even though we did all that, I would still get butterflies just being in her presence. And that’s kind of what I think of when I think of Dolly. She’s a butterfly. Beautiful. Magical. Dreamy. And like most butterflies, they stay for a moment - captivate you, fascinate you, mesmerize you and then fly away far too soon. I love you Dolly. I will always miss you.

Have mercy! It's @JohnStamos' birthday!