@jordan327

writer for @cnn covering 🛒 🍔 🥃 🚨✈️🍻

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Joined April 2009
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John Legere
@JohnLegereSep 21
Did anyone guess that Uncrustables would be the new $1 billion brand?  cnn.com/2026/09/18/food/pean…

Uncrustables is a $1 billion brand. Now everyone wants in | CNN Business

One of America’s oldest sandwiches is the newest battleground in the freezer aisle.

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7UP, which popularized lemon-lime flavoring when it rolled out nearly a century ago, is changing its taste for the first time in 15 years. cnn.it/4g3k14P
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Pittsburgh inventing food that I didn’t even think could exist
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not bad for a 100,000 year old
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@NHL22 Dec 2025
A picture worth 1,724 points 🐧
Sidney Crosby poses for a photo with a puck to commemorate his 1,724th career point.

ALT Sidney Crosby poses for a photo with a puck to commemorate his 1,724th career point.

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ivy@ohhhhhherewegoo18 Dec 2025
heated rivalry tonight
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Pittsburgh Penguins
@penguins16 Dec 2025
It's a hockey night in Pittsburgh 🏒 Game preview: pens.pe/49dGBp3
Photo of Rutger McGroarty and text that shows the Penguins will play the Oilers at 7:30 PM.

ALT Photo of Rutger McGroarty and text that shows the Penguins will play the Oilers at 7:30 PM.

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alright I can suspend believability but why are they watching a Canadian talk show (eTalk) in the Boston locker room……
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Pens Inside Scoop
@PensInsideScoop10 Dec 2025
The Ducks tied the game with literally 0.1 seconds remaining in regulation, and ended up winning in a shootout.
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the most disgustingly obviously Canadian sentence in this week’s Heated Rivalry was this
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recession indicator: Jennifer Aniston is once again the face of Smartwater, rejoining the brand following a five-year break cnn.com/2025/06/17/food/coca…

Coca-Cola’s Smartwater is bringing back a former friend to its advertisements | CNN Business

Coca-Cola is bringing back one of the world’s most familiar faces — and friend — back to its Smartwater advertisements.

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Electrolyte drinks are trending, but do you need them? Heidi Skolnik, MS, CDN, FACSM, (@heidiskolnik), nutritionist in the Women’s Sports Medicine Center at HSS weighs in on when hydration drinks are helpful and when water is enough. (via @CNN; @jordan327) cnn.com/2025/05/24/food/hydr…

How America’s obsession with staying hydrated became a $1.5 billion business | CNN Business

Hydration has been at the center of social media trends and buzzy viral products with analysts projecting it growing into a multibillion-dollar market in the next few years.

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David Henkes
@davidhenkes8 Apr 2025
Cinnabon (and its parent company GoTo Foods) is expanding co-branding opportunities, this time with Carvel. Thanks @CNNBusiness and @jordan327 for including my thoughts in the piece. #restaurant #branding #marketing #Cinnabon cnn.com/2025/04/08/food/cinn…

Cinnabon’s new store is made for Gen Z | CNN Business

Cinnabon is facing an existential threat as it turns 40: How does a chain that’s become synonymous with the food court evolve when fewer malls are being built?

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Nate Rosen
@RosenZone7 Jan 2025
Bero is now in Target! Also that end cap is striking! Thanks @jordan327 for including my thoughts! cnn.com/2025/01/07/business/…
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gina@GinaRealityTV23 Dec 2024
you wanna deck me? deck me!
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CNN
@CNN20 Dec 2024
Party City is going out of business. The chain plans to close all of its stores after nearly 40 years in business, and corporate employees were told today is their last day of employment. cnn.it/4iMdT1d
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finally, validation…..
Pop Crave
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Replying to @PopCrave
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TGI Fridays files for bankruptcy | CNN Business

TGI Fridays Inc., the American casual dining chain, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection Saturday.

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Nate Rosen
@RosenZone23 Oct 2024
So @GoldfishSmiles is changing its name (temporarily) to Chilean Sea Bass in order to appeal to adult snackers I shared my thoughts on the activation with @jordan327 cnn.com/2024/10/23/food/camp…

Goldfish is changing its name to ‘Chilean Sea Bass.’ Here’s why | CNN Business

Goldfish crackers are synonymous with hungry kids, but the company is betting that a sophisticated name change could expand that audience.

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Brian Stelter
@brianstelter26 Sep 2024
Kotb's exit represents one of the biggest changes to the morning TV landscape in at least a decade. Here's our full story w/ @jordan327 cnn.com/2024/09/26/media/hod…

Hoda Kotb is leaving NBC’s ‘Today’ | CNN Business

Hoda Kotb, the co-anchor of NBC’s morning show, “Today,” is leaving her position early next year, she announced Thursday.

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