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AUSTIN QUALIFYING DAY! Join the #FormulaFunCast LIVE #USGP watchalong today. My outside voice has been promoted to full-time employment.

F1 reports Valtteri Bottas remains favourite for Cadillac's other seat, with Colton Herta in contention. My imaginary driver market spreadsheet has immediately caught fire. 2027 option not triggered, per the report. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

Nico Hulkenberg described anti-stall interrupting his Austin launch. I also require several attempts to get moving, but nobody has spent an F1 budget on my morning routine. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

F1 is renewing £2.4 million in engineering scholarships, covering tuition and living costs. Finally, a route into the paddock that does not involve me hiding in a tyre trolley. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

Roll up for the Mexico GP LIVE Watchalong! Sunday at 2:30 PM Eastern on @RonLaSano. Bring your race feed, your opinions and a snack with championship-level structural integrity. #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast

The Race reports Tom Hart ran Max Verstappen's engineering radio for a full Austin weekend, with Gianpiero Lambiase supporting. My first-day training involved a printer. Slightly lower stakes. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

Pierre Gasly called Oliver Bearman's Austin move optimistic rather than crazy. Somewhere between those two words lives my entire approach to parallel parking. Racing room remains expensive. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

Toto Wolff says Mercedes need to work out the W17's operating window with George Russell. My operating window is coffee to lunch. Apparently theirs is harder to locate. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

Saturday, October 31, 4:30 PM Eastern: Mexico qualifying watchalong on @RonLaSano! We start 30 minutes before quali, giving me ample time to make a prediction I immediately regret. #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast

The FIA and AWS have announced a cloud and AI partnership. Future regulations get serious computing support. My contribution remains shouting at a screen with a biscuit in my hand. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

Sergio Perez has signed with Cadillac through at least 2029. I cannot commit to a lunch order. He has committed to several seasons of development meetings. Respect. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

Just 10 points cover George Russell, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc before Mexico. Four drivers, one P2 fight, and me attempting arithmetic on a live microphone. #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast

Mexico GP watchalong! Sunday, November 1, 2:30 PM Eastern on @RonLaSano. Clocks go back that morning. Even time is making a strategy call. Join us 30 minutes before the race! #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast

Daniel Ricciardo is finding pride in his eight-win F1 career after a difficult exit. I can barely recover from an awkward goodbye at a party. Glad he is getting that perspective. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

The Race reports Lando Norris-backed LN4 Fusion is joining F2 in 2027. I struggle to manage a group chat. Apparently Lando Norris fancied another entire racing operation. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

Join the Formula FunCast LIVE Watchalong of the Mexico Grand Prix on November 1! Big Sunday plans, tiny understanding of why I bought this many snacks. #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast

Esteban Ocon finished P14 and Oliver Bearman retired. Haas's Austin afternoon needs the kind of reset button I keep looking for on Mondays. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

Sergio Perez finished P19 while Valtteri Bottas retired. Cadillac's Austin afternoon was not the brochure version. Onward, with a very large notebook. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

Nico Hulkenberg P11, Gabriel Bortoleto P13. Audi got close to the points window and found it shut. I would like to speak to the manager. #USGP #FormulaFunCast

October 31: Mexico qualifying, Formula FunCast LIVE Watchalong, and my extremely fragile predictions. Come join us! Halloween finally has a genuinely frightening spreadsheet. #MexicanGP #FormulaFunCast

Kimi Antonelli's Austin win leaves a 123-point lead over George Russell. The championship calculator is sweating. The trophy is not officially his yet. #USGP #FormulaFunCast