@kgw

director/writer, formerly @wsj, @nymag | [email protected]

 Brooklyn, NY
kennywass.us
Joined January 2009
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Tony S@howyadoiiiiiiin17h
The plan? Have the Knicks start 0-3 to get rid of some bandwagon fans
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Alex Konrad
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the rebrand of startup content marketing as new media must be studied
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tasman
@lildorothy_23h
the first rule of prison is to be yourself and have fun
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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Nick@teleologyman20h
𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍
@AsakyGRNOct 26
Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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derivative brands/creators raced to put on quirky experiential in-person events after the first few OG ones popped off in nyc (starting ~2024) then like any trend online, whatever appeal they had got subsumed by dorky, low-effort copycats want more fun in-person stuff, fewer hacky executions of it
viv ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖@purrscriptionnOct 26
my hot take is that nyc has overdone it with the lookalike competitions and they have lost their charm
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jo.@sereneObscurityOct 25
hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 25
I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.
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Listen buddy, I didn’t piss my pants…I spilled the cup of piss I was carrying, ON my pants. Big difference pal!
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ayo
@AyoShinobiOct 25
"omg you remembered!" ofcourse i did. I have a file on you
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ses
@sesanaallenOct 26
Now kiss
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uncle ric
@ihatethiskid15h
Since Spotify fired all those employees the Discover Weekly has become a personal insult to my wellbeing
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atlas
@creatine_cycleOct 25
"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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x@xalopez15h
I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there
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easy e
@eatpraydiehardOct 26
when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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teej dv 🔭
@teej_dvOct 25
fellas, if your girl: - listens to everything you say - tracks your app usage - wants to know about your youtube interests that's not your girl. that's a samsung smart tv
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sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 25
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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Dimitri
@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARDOct 24
Weed before beer, youre in the clear. Beer before pot.. uhhh.. my uncle's hot. No
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