@laynemorgan

Bostonian. Baseball freak. Comics Writer (Starfleet Academy) WGA TV writer. Prev on @CWLegacies. She/Her. Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion✨

 Boston now LA sometimes
Joined December 2013
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Black eyes, dead hearts, can't lose. ✨🔮💀💫👽
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Here I’m procrastinating actually working
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Shout out to the people that aren’t fans of the Brewers or the Rays, but they’re still up at midnight watching the 12th inning of the World Series because it might be the last chance to watch baseball for 5 months. The true baseball fans.
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kelly clarkson has put us all in danger
BBC Scotland News
@BBCScotlandNewsOct 27
Metal bird sculpture stolen from art exhibition bbc.in/4ibSlM0

Police investigate theft of charity sculpture in Inverness

The artwork was to be sold to raise money to help fund Highland mental health services.

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Well would you look at that.
Polymarket Money
@PolymarketMoneyOct 26
BREAKING: China's AI stock bubble bursts, wiping out $480 billion in market value as its tech-heavy STAR50 index plunges 40% in under 4 months.
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Being gods favorite is hard but someone has to do it
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i just feel like my girls are all having their whimsy stolen. i can tell.
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Camp Miasma actually changed me spiritually last night thank you 🙏🏼
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hey guys this is scott scott is fun!
Scott@ScottCTomo88Oct 22
Replying to @laynemorgan
This is one of those things where you think you’ve said something funny but instead, you’ve just made yourself look a cunt
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what do British people call pins and needles? Feels like one of those things where I’m gonna be minding my business some day and get jump scared by someone telling me y’all call it something like “millions and billions of crumpet spiders”
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Really good division of replies here between funny people passing the vibe check and boring ass holes
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does ANYONE want a gleeboot?
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If you replied yes to this shhhhh no
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Layne Morgan retweeted
caitlin🕊️@caitsjxoOct 20
the main character of all time
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You have to imagine a Yankees player doing this because they didn’t make it this far in 2026, thanks for playing!
Luis Feld
@LuisFeldNYPSOct 20
Junior Caminero is a disgrace to the game of baseball. Imagine someone on the Yankees acting like this in a big playoff game. Imagine playing in the same division as Derek Jeter and acting this classless. There's an argument that the Rays should bench Caminero. This isn't how you act.
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New thing about my cats is they apparently really like cheese puffs
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Had a super weird experience yesterday where I talked to three separate amazon customer support agents and each one just PRETENDED to fix my problem? Each one just lied and then when it wasn't fixed the next one did the same. Has anyone ever experienced this? So bizarre.
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For context my package was supposed to arrive Sat. Needed for an event Sunday. Then it was rescheduled for Sunday. CS says “sorry about that! I can reroute it to arrive today by 8” I was surprised but said okay. 8 came and went.
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Reached out at 10, explained. “Sorry I can reroute it to arrive overnight before the morning will that work?” Sure but I’m not convinced. They assure me it’s all good. Morning comes and goes no package. It came at the time it was originally reschedule to (Sunday night)
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Whoever convinced my mom that it’s perfectly normal to not turn the heat on and let it be 56 in the house until Halloween needs to come talk to me.
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Just unlocked a new joy: seeing someone react in real time to a scene you wrote like 6 years ago and remembering why this is a fun job.
robb13 ཐིᗢཋྀ@halliwellismOct 18
I JUST DID ONE TRILLION LINES OF HIZZIECOCAINE
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