matt

I think my favorite part of the hockey season right now is the oilers have one regulation loss and it’s to the team in dead last in the nhl

PT cruisers killed hot hatches and now they all look like Honda fits 😢

Do you think Jimmy Carter can be quoted saying "Put water on that hoe" during the 3 Mile Island Disaster

Everyone talking about the Oilers not having to play the Kings in the first round finally like they aren’t going across the street

I think my favorite part of this whole Afroman thing is his high school civics project video he uploaded.

Fear me for I am diamond rank in Duolingo

Fucking legendary menace of the apartment complex parking lot

2025 sucks

Normalize smelling salts at work

Anyone wanna loan me 17k rq

Bridge review !

What did I do bruh

Going to a car meet to taste test some exhausts who want to come with

Somebody gas me brother I’m down so badly

Juice WRLD and triple digits is a combo

Having hoodies that used to be tight as fuck on my stomach be loose now is a legendary feeling

The problem with being into ice hockey near the Canadian border is that like 75% of my matches I would need a passport to meet lmao

Don’t date people who hate you and everything you do. That shit ain’t worth it. 🫡

I don’t generally mind the noise from upstairs neighbors this person has been doing what I can only describe as beating my ceiling so hard my apartment shakes for like an hour.

Nothing tells on you like your instagram likes