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middlechild

@middlechild

I'm sitting b!tch in life's jeepney

 Austin, TX
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Joined May 2008
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Win an Elmer T. Lee Barrel Selection Experience valued at $18,000 sazeracbarrelselect.com/char… #elmertlee #sazeracbarrelselect
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Nice try, ya can't have my handle 😂 #SorryNotSorry
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#McGregorvsPoirier2
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Let's see how @espn defends this evidence of them being SEC-biased 🙄.... #RevisionistHistory #SugarBowl #HookEm #ESPN #Wack
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😞 {sigh} 🤘🏽#Hookem #Longhorns
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Gameday or a downtown street corner? 😆 #CollegeGameday #Jesus #ESPN
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Hey @frontpoint ,Thanks for disrupting my family's night (again) with your inept system and its FALSE ALARMS. Thankfully my contract is up this month, I will definitely NOT be renewing service. #Frontpoint #TellMeToWiggleTheSensorsOneMoreTime #CancelMyService
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Dear Longhorns Football, Please purge any and all swing/bubble screens from any and all future game plans. They have never worked with our teams. Seriously. Never. They're the equivalent of dark brown piss on Herman's Championship Chart. KThnxBye 🤘 #HookEm #Longhorns #Texas
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When a win against Kansas might've just saved your job...🤘#HookEm #Shaka #Texas
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"Offsides" on UGA negating the blocked punt, then a "missed" personal foul facemask penalty on Bama 🤔 #Vegas #CFPNationalChampionship #CollegeFootball
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Most expensive 🍿 ever! 🤪 Must be inflation on steroids since I rocked those badges...#BoyScouts #CubScouts #Popcorn #ExpensiveAF #wtf
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Trash Pac 12 officiating, GTFOH #HookEm
Congrats to @GarrettGraf75 for earning a scholarship & living your dream! Couldn't be more fired up for you! #ThisIsTexas #OLP 🤘🏼
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It's a GREAT morning in Austin! It's OFFICIAL. Welcome to the #TexasFamily Mo Bamba!! #HookEm – at Austin, TX
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Hook 'em teapawt.net/PlayersTribune/status/…
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@PlayersTribune18 May 2017
Five-star forward Mohamed Bamba makes his college announcement: playerstribu.ne/MoBamba
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instagram.com/squattingsneak… 🤣💩🚽👟💀
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@seanspicer29 Jan 2017
You nailed it. Period! teapawt.net/theonion/status/825546…
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@TheOnion29 Jan 2017
.@SeanSpicer's role in the Trump administration will be to provide the American public with robust and clearly articulated misinformation.

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Nothing official but big news out of Brenham of a new game changing flavor announcement just went down #GetSome #TexasFight
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Never would've guessed that GG would have a Super Bowl ring, much less a longer NFL career than VY...#HookEm teapawt.net/leighsteinberg/status/…
Leigh Steinberg (@leighsteinberg) profile pictureLeigh Steinberg@leighsteinberg2 Jan 2017
#Raiders QB Garrett Gilbert signs on practice squad with @RAIDERS @TruthfulTalk @YourAutumnWind @SMUfootball @smu may get activated
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