Keeping the dirty in Dirty Thirty, one showerless week at a time š
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I wrote a song about a movie trailer I just saw:
š¶ stop killing women š¶ to move a man's story along š¶ it's been done a thousand times š¶ think of a new thing š¶ it's lazy writing š¶ and fucking boring š¶
Guys our slutty zombie daddy is in trouble and itās stressing me out š #LastOfUsHBO
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Okay but really every time I get stoked on something the show just changes their mind and fucks off lol #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonEp9
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Have you ever had to fart & you can feel that itās gonna be huge so you ask your friend āhey guess whatā so when they say āwhatā you can answer with a huge fart but then itās SILENT & you feel stupid & disappointed?
That is this show. One long silent fart. #HouseOfTheDragon
The memes arenāt good enough to save this show lol I hate every character & donāt care what happens to any of them.
Except this dude, which means heās either gonna be brutally murdered or be a sexual predator by the end of this episode. #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonEp9
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Why. Doesnāt. Ser Criston. Fucking. AGE.
This baby-faced little whiner has kept the same actor through *THREE* time jumps, they better reveal some special bloodline with stupidly long lives.
#HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HouseOfTheDragonEp8
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Give that psycho coward some moon boots and they are basically twins. #DahmerMonsterTheJeffreyDahmerStory
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Iām sorry, but how in the fuck did DAEMON manage to have the least creepy of all the kids on this show??? #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HouseOfTheDragonEp7 #HouseOfTheDragon
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Pretty leaves? Great. Sweaters? Awesome. Cider and pumpkin spice? Vibe. Spooky season? Dope.
But I had to put socks on for the first time in 6 months and Iām fucking furious. Itās āgoing to bed with socks onā season.
I hate it.
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I got back on twitter after like 3 years just to beg Galadriel to put her fucking hair backāorcs, wizards, magical lightening ore, that I can all believe. But her hair not getting in her face or snagged on ANYTHING while sheās fighting? #RingsofPower
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Iām watching every episode like Edna Mode waiting for that long gorgeous hair to get her yanked into a pit of orcs or something Jesus H Caterpillars fantasy can only go so far before itās just completely unrealistic
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Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband
ALT Text: āthe proper way to build a mimosaā Photo: stock image of an iceberg, the small tip above water labeled āOrange juiceā and the enormous body of the iceberg under the water labeled āchampagneā
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