Jessica Fenton 🎬

Did anyone else have to watch Episode 4 of #Adolescence with subtitles or was it just us?

When you find out Nathan Lane WASN’T nominated for an Oscar for The Birdcage:

Just got off a flight where I’d safely say more than 50% of passengers had BO. Best flight ever. Say, here’s an idea: as you walk onto a plane airlines now offer free headsets and/or free deodorant. That’s a win win in anyone’s book.

Why is the capacity of bags/luggage and microwaves measured in litres!? No-one understands this! These are not items that have free liquids poured into them. Ever. Make it make sense!

In #paradise the city is run by billionaires in a world where money doesn’t matter/exist. It’s such a fundamental flaw in the story, that annoys the crap out of me every second of every episode.

Rewatching #TheDeparted for the 20th time. HOW did Jack not get nominated? HOWWWWWW!?

Showing my age but I didn’t care… I was just flicking through Netflix & my body experienced an instant, calming sensation at the sound of Julia Roberts’ voice. They say a baby knows its mother’s voice from the womb. I was raised on movies. I know Julia’s voice & it’s awesome.

Is it possible to make a romantic comedy where neither side is a writer/journalist/in publishing (real or wannabe), a photographer (real or wannabe), in advertising or a celebrity of some kind? Genuine question.

Group of teens just walked past me. 6 were wearing denim shorts & navy tee. 1 was wearing grey trackies & a white tee. My instinct was to worry for that 1 girl being different. Horrible. Also, I bet you not 1 of the other 6 recognise that they’re dressed identically.

Sadly we didn’t get “Academy Award Nominee Pamela Anderson” but we DID get “Academy Award Nominee Kieran Culkin” which I’ve been waiting for since 2002’s ‘Igby Goes Down’. So YAY! 🙌

There’s a possibility that 2025 will bring us “Academy Award Nominee Pamela Anderson” and I…am…giddy. GIDDY! That glorious angel Goddess deserves this and so much more.

Another post Christmas shopping expedition where I bought many things - NONE on sale. Success!!

Never in a million years did I think I would be able to personally accuracy check a movie about a woman in her 30s with cancer but here we are. Beautiful film. Inaccurate, but beautiful. #WeLiveInTime

I hate that we live in a world where I have to plan my at-home avocado consumption DAYS in advance. This is ridiculous! I can buy bananas of varying ripeness- why not avocados!?

Chloe East. That’s it. That’s the post.

The screenplay for #Juror2Movie is so frustratingly bad. There are far too many terrible screenplays getting made these days. Do better Hollywood. Aim higher. Put in the work and development.

Me watching #Conclave as it attempts to be edgy and controversial:

WARNING: If you go see #PieceByPiece you’ll be surrounded by idiot parents & horrible offspring, clearly not understanding that they’re about to see. The kids get bored, talk loudly, play on phones and leave the cinema every 5mins only to return 30sec later. WHYYYYYYYHH!? 😡

We saw Gladiator II today. I should not have seen Gladiator II today. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

I pray for the day Australian news outlets stop believing that a shark spotted in the ocean is newsworthy.