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Morgan Murphy

@morgan_murphy

I do comedy. I like sports.

 los angeles
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Joined February 2009
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It’s been cool of deepfake technology to provide us with so many laughs before dissolving what’s left of trust in the truth. I hope I at least die in a COOL subjective reality cuz if I get stuck with a bunch of dorks I’ll be pretty sad.
Todd Spence (@Todd_Spence) profile pictureTodd Spence
@Todd_Spence5 Sep 2021
If PRETTY WOMAN starred Willem Dafoe instead. Good God.
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quite the vibe watching game 7 at my local women’s sports bar, Untamed Spirits. truly great. couldn’t have asked for a better group of strangers to yell with.
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The Athletic | Football (@TheAthleticFC) profile pictureThe Athletic | Football
@TheAthleticFCOct 21
Anfield folklore is packed full of tales of heroic deeds from down the ages. But Rio Ngumoha managed to break new ground with his extraordinary performance in Liverpool’s 4-3 victory over Villarreal in the Champions League. Never before has anyone so young hit such heights for the six-time winners on the biggest stage in club football. 📝 @JamesPearceLFC 🔗 nyti.ms/4eqzZWD
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I talk hoops 🏀 (@trendyhoopstars) profile pictureI talk hoops 🏀
@trendyhoopstarsOct 20
ANGEL REESE LEADS THE ATLANTA DREAM TO THEIR FIRST WNBA FINALS VICTORY IN FRANCHISE HISTORY: 30 PTS 16 RBS 3 AST 2 BLK 1 STL 🪄
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Fan of Reese. Fan of Caitlin. 30 year fan of the W. Allow me to say oh so lovingly: there’s a kind of hater who can go choke on a fork. To all the morons educated by rage bait, never forget you’re not right, you’re just too dumb to know you’re wrong until the truth gets louder❤️
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What. A. Game.
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arike 🤩
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college flashbacks tbh
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Dallas Wings (@DallasWings) profile pictureDallas Wings
@DallasWingsSep 16
Not in this house... good evening from the Finnish Blockbuster 😮‍💨 𝑨𝒘𝒂𝒌 𝑲𝒖𝒊𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑨𝒍𝒍-𝑫𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒎 ⭐
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a class act and a gem of a human. sports and everyone who cares about sports are lucky to have Holly Rowe on the sidelines.
Holly Rowe (@sportsiren) profile pictureHolly Rowe
@sportsirenSep 15
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Angel D ——> CC 3 = 👍
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Young /\Stewie 😍
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my dogs antibiotics is an influencer bro
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Angel Reese set the record tonight for most rebounds in a WNBA game. And most rebounds in a WNBA season. That is crazy.
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26 rebounds is uh, very good. PS If a stupid man replies to this I will harm myself.
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Awak with 7 blocks 🔥❤️
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happy birthday son
Brandon Rahbar (@BrandonRahbar) profile pictureBrandon Rahbar
@BrandonRahbarAug 10
Nikola Topić turns 21 years old today. Incredible what he has accomplished before he could buy a beer. NBA Champion NBA Lottery Pick 2× ABA League Champion Serbian League Champion Serbian Cup Winner All-ABA League Team FIBA U18 European Championship MVP ACL tear and recovery. Beat testicular cancer. Topić is slated to be healthy for Thunder training camp. His hoops career is just beginning.
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StatMuse (@statmuse) profile pictureStatMuse
@statmuseAug 6
Dominique Malonga vs New York: 31 PTS 10 REB 14-20 FG The first player in WNBA history with a 30/10 game on 70+ FG% before turning 21 years old.
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IN RELATED NEWS: Remember when Azzi won the HS 3 pt contest in a boot?
Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) profile pictureMorgan Murphy@morgan_murphy4 Apr 2021
Replying to @morgan_murphy
AZZI FUDD IN A BOOT!! Jeeez-us. (Also both these girls are going to UConn next year 😂🔥 and Fudd is besties with Bueckers which you would also know if you had followed the under 17 US 🏀team but you dumb)
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teapawt.net/wnba/status/2080843025…
WNBA (@WNBA) profile pictureWNBA
@WNBAJul 25
ROOKIE. CHAMPION. HISTORY. 👑 Azzi Fudd posts 30 PTS in the final round to become the first rookie in WNBA history to win the 3-Point Contest! @StateFarm | #StateFarm3PT
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And leading the league in shooting percentage!! At 34. Love her. I also can’t believe I’m typing “34” like it’s old. 😢
I talk hoops 🏀 (@trendyhoopstars) profile pictureI talk hoops 🏀
@trendyhoopstarsJun 28
Natasha Howard this week: 21 PTS | 15 RBS | 3 AST | 2 STL | 1 BLK 21 PTS | 14 RBS | 2 AST | 3 STL | 1 BLK ✨
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I like that the players get to make more money now but I deeply miss when uninformed people never talked about the WNBA. Alas, you cannot have growth in the modern age without the Hellscape of democratized keyboards and microphones that accompany increased attention. 🫠
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Maybe we can make it so only 5 people get to talk at a given time and I get to personally decide who those people are. That feels fair.
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53 for Mabrey. Love it.
Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) profile pictureMorgan Murphy@morgan_murphyJun 26
39 with a quarter to go. Crazy pants.
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39 with a quarter to go. Crazy pants.
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