The worlds second richest cat, founder/CEO of EvilCat Corp. Evil Genius, loves to eat fish, nap and perpetrate global economic calamity.

Undisclosed Protected Cat Hole
Joined October 2008
My people call me Mr Cat for a reason... #badass
Yes Twitter. I remember my password. Cats just don't have thumbs so I don't Twitter much!
Trying to sleep and mommy keeps waking me saying I am snoring...I don't wake her up when she is snoring!
Almost time for some milk...bitches!
So FINALLY @ipbrian cut back the bush outside my neighborhood faceing window...I have been asking for months...Lazy bastard!
Decided to sleep in a new spot today. The normal ones just weren't cutting it.
Today I am shooting for 18 hours of sleep.
So @ipbrian thinks I need to twitter...he doesn't know how damn hard it is to type without opposable thumbs.