Not the Bee

If Apple wanted to innovate on a stale idea, patent an electronic hinge control that senses when touch is being used and locks the hinge tight so that the screen doesn’t wobble. They had 5000 engineers work on this and none of them thought of that?

If only she had done the procedure sooner, Chris Pratt wouldn’t have even tried to wake her up

If you’re gonna make a vertical touch screen, at least include a support stand so the screen doesn’t wobble with every press. Offer an option to lock the keyboard so your arms don’t hit keys while you bend awkwardly to tap. Or better yet, just don’t make a vertical touch screen.

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