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Oblong

@oblong

You cannot damage a wooden spoon in a dishwasher.

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Joined March 2008
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Decided to finally see what this AI thing is all about
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Chris Evans strongly rumoured to be taking over as host of Gardeners World #GardenersWorld
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Blunt is so Partridge. #CelebrityTraitors
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The collapse in violent crime over three decades has been one of the most striking developments of my lifetime. News is about what’s going wrong, and rightly so. But the bigger picture also matters From today’s figures:-
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1000 years ago, before television and Soccer Saturday, they used to have to do football score updates on tapestries. #epl
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The state of football in Manchester… #mufc #mcfc
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So @VictoriaCoren was right all along. #England
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Jack Hendry did not claim any foul until the ref went to the screen. Weird decision - weird. #scobra
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John Henry kicked Vinicius jr. How is that a foul? #scobra
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First game of this World Cup, where the hydration break will be included in the highlights package. #enggha
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That BBC virtual set sucks all the energy out of the pundits. It’s like they’re having a chat whilst waiting for a game of Fortnite to start. #enggha. #bbc
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Ghana about to bring Prince Andrew on. #england #enggha
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It was BAD in 2007.
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Can we stop with this nonsense He’s fucking German why would he sing the English national anthem Anyone bothered by him not singing it needs to touch some grass immediately, your life cannot be that mundane surely
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@Matt_Law_DTJun 17
Tuchel won’t sing the national anthem ahead of England’s game against Croatia - but he might do if his team reach the final telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
Thomas Tuchel: I will only sing national anthem if we reach final

Thomas Tuchel: I will only sing national anthem if we reach final

England manager says he does not want to ‘offend’ anyone by singing God Save the King too soon

telegraph.co.uk
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Fact: This was the most expensive music video ever made until it was beaten by Michael Jackson’s Black or White. #totp
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We were a deep in the bottom half of the league team and then Tonda came. He pushed it too far into unnecessary cheating, but he still did an amazing job. He got it wrong, but he also got it right. He’ll have learned. Let’s give him another chance. #saintsfc #TondaRedemption
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We got what we deserved. What a bunch of amateur, cheating losers. #saintsfc
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Only #mufc could have that goal given.
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He kicked him in the head. Penalty. #thfc
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How have Brentford not scored in this game? How? #mufc #munbre
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