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@outOfPatients

In a medical based setting, nurses are considered especially important. Behind the scenes, we deal with some real special individuals. These are my stories...

 Missouri, USA
Joined September 2016
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"My neck hurts. Don't know why. Do we have bones in our neck!? #medicalassistants #facepalm #dontbreed
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"@Kehlani: I'm becoming what you never wanted me to become, my greatest me"
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I've managed to keep the same pen on my person for the past 4 shifts #nurselife #isitafullmoon
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"I was all up in the Kool-aid and I didn't even know the flavor" #medicalassistants #saywhat?
"I'm sorry, but coconut oil is not a sunscreen" "... but its the 100% pure kind" #facepalm #patientsfirst
"I know My appointment is at 3, but I'm here now, so can the Dr just see me now?" *crickets chirping* "Ma'am, it's noon..." #facepalm
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*hands me medical record* "can you tell me what medication was ordered? I can't tell" *looks at report* "that's bc this is not in English"
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"Friday the 13th is on January this year. That's weird. It's usually in October... right?" #facepalm #medicalassistants
"Didn't they already take down the Great Wall Of China!?" My medical assistants are special... #medicalassistant #facepalm
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"I want a sucker!" "ok, honey, go ask the nice nurse" "where is my sucker!? I want a sucker!" #brat #nomanners #smileandnod
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