Paddy Power

FULL TIME: Man United 4-4 Aston Villa I need a lie down after that.

Fergie time to celebrate Fergie's 40th anniversary. Poetic.

GOALLLLL!!! DORGU LEVELS IT FOR UNITED OH MY WORD!!!!

GOAL! Zirkzee for United. It's not over yet...

On the plus side for United fans, at least you don't have to watch your team play for another 2 weeks. Every cloud...

Aston Villa are some football team I tell you. The way they are controlling this game is exceptional. Defence is as solid as a rock. Fans have been in full voice throughout. What a club. UTV.

BREAKING: Man United have asked the Premier League to reduce each half to 40 minutes, in a desperate bid to stop themselves f*cking up in the opening 5 minutes.

GOAL! VILLA SCORE AGAIN!! Déjà vu...

GOAL!! MCGINN RESTORES THE LEAD FOR VILLA!

PENALTY TO VILLA!!

Halftime: Man United 2-2 Aston Villa Well, that was an interesting 45 minutes of football.

GOAL!! TIELEMANS AGAINST HIS FORMER CLUB AND THE SIDES ARE LEVEL!! 2-2

Turns about Carrick's tactics involve going 0-2 down in order for the team to play well. Each to their own I guess.

With all this talk about Man United, can I just take a moment to mention how nice that Aston Villa away kit is. I mean, truly wonderful. A treat to look at. One might say the nicest kit in football. A top club, Aston Villa.

GOAL! FERNANDES CONVERTS FROM THE SPOT. 1-2

PENALTY TO MAN UNITED!!!

If United fans had any sense, they'd stage their walkout right about now and never look back.

United would want to be careful here. If they lose 0-10 they could find themselves bottom of the table...

Everyone: Manchester United couldn't get any worse, I mean literally they're at rock bottom. Manchester United: Hold my beer.

STOP THE COUNT!!!! VILLA ARE 2-0 UP AND WE'RE NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES IN!!!